關於初中英語笑話對話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　一個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。

　　“你瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上!”

　　“什麼?”服務員說，“你想讓它再掉地上?”

　　A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.

　　"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"

　　"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"

　　篇2

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　老師：上帝住哪兒?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　學生：我想他應該住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　老師：為什麼這麼說?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　篇3

　　服務員：茶或咖啡?先生。

　　第一個顧客：我要茶

　　第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要乾淨的!

　　服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要乾淨的杯子?

　　Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"

　　1st customer: "I'll have tea."

　　2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"

　　***Waiter exits, returns***

　　Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"