關於初中英語笑話帶翻譯
英語笑話並不是中文笑話的翻版,因為面對同一則笑話,有可能外國人哈哈大笑而中國人卻無動於衷,英語笑話中的幽默***humor***其實也是我們融入另一種文化的視窗。小編精心收集了,供大家欣賞學習!
篇1
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?
Jack: Certainly.
Tom: And why?
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me.
湯姆:威廉向我借五英鎊。我該不該借給他?
傑克:當然應該了。
湯姆:為什麼?
傑克:否則他就該跟我借了。
篇2
Last week, Mrs Black went to London. She didn’t know London very well, and she lost her way. Suddenly she saw a man near a bus stop. She went up to the man and said, “Excuse me! Can you tell me the way to the hospital, please?” The man smiled. He didn’t know English! He came from Germany. But then he put his hand into his pocket, and took out an English dictionary. He looked up some words. Then he said slowly, “I’m sorry I can’t understand you.”
上週,布萊克夫人去了一趟倫敦。她不太熟悉倫敦,結果她迷路了。突然她在一個公共汽車站附近看見一位男子。她急忙向這位男子走去,說道:“勞駕您一下!請您告訴我去醫院的路,好嗎?”這位男子笑了。他聽不懂英語。他來自德國。但是他將手伸進了自己的衣袋裡,從裡面掏出了一本英語詞典。他查詢到了一些單詞。然後他一字一句地說:“我很抱歉我聽不懂你說的話。”
篇3
Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了農夫的玉米或是穀物,他肯定會生氣的;而如果你踩了農夫腳底的雞眼,他會更生氣。Corn既可以表示“玉米/穀物”,也有“雞眼”的意思。
篇4
Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
一天,父親與小兒子一道回家.這個孩子正處於那種對什麼事都很感興趣的年齡,老是有提不完的問題.他向父親發問道:“爸爸,‘醉’字是什麼意思?” “唔,孩子,”父親回答說,“你瞧那兒站著兩個警察.如果我把他們看成了四個,那麼我就算醉了.” “可是,爸爸, ”孩子說,“那兒只有一個警察呀!”
篇5
He is really somebody
-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.
-- He is really somebody.What does he do?
-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.
他真是一個大人物
-- 我叔叔下面有1000個人.
-- 他真是一個大人物.幹什麼的?
-- 墓地守墓人.
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