很短的英語笑話小故事

　　民間笑話是一種頗受人們喜愛的民間敘事型別,材料豐富,有廣泛的現實基礎。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：School Play

　　A father picks up his son after school and asks him how his day has been.

　　"Great dad, today they give me my part at the school play", says the boy.

　　"Really? and what do you play?" asks the father.

　　"I play a man who has been married for twenty years".

　　"That's nice son", says the father, "you do a good work and one day the'll give you a speaking role".

　　：The 5 yr. Old.

　　An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child.

　　The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

　　"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"

　　：Obsessions

　　A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young

　　mothers and their small children...

　　"You all have obsessions," he observed.

　　To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are obsessed with eating.

　　You've even named your daughter Candy."

　　He turned to the second Mom, Ann: "Your obsession is with money.

　　Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."

　　He turns to the third Mom, Joyce: "Your obsession is alcohol.

　　This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

　　At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, gets up, takes her little boy

　　by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

　　：Chickens

　　It was little Michael's first visit to the country, and feeding the chickens fascinated him.

　　Early one morning, Michael caught his first glimpse of a peacock strutting around in the yard. Rushing indoors excitedly, Michael looked for his grandmother.

　　"Oh, Granny," he exclaimed, "one of the chickens is in bloom!"

　　：Balcony Report

　　Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities.

　　The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot," he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed.

　　"Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex."

　　Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked.

　　"Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.