大學生英語小笑話短文
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：守護天使
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice:
有一名男子正走在街上的時候聽到一個聲音：
"Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step,a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."
“停!站住不要動瞅口果你再走一步，就會有一個磚塊掉到你的頭上砸死你。”
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
這名男子停住了，一個大磚塊就掉在他的面前。
The man was astonished .
這名男子非常驚訝。
He went on,and after a while he was going to cross the road.
他繼續向前走：不久後，他要穿越馬路。
Once again the voice shouted;
那個聲音再次叫說：
Stop!Stand still!If you take one more step a car will over you and you will die."
“停!站住不要動，如果你再走一步，就會有一輛汽車輾過你，你就會死掉。”
The man did as he was instructed,
這名男子因為曾被指示過，所以就照著做，
just as a car came careening around the corner,barely missing him.
此時正好有一輛汽車左搖右晃地衝過轉角處，差一點撞上他。
"Where are you? " the man asked,"Who are you? "
這名男子問說：“你在哪裡?你是誰?”
"I am your guardian angle," the voice answered.
這個聲音回答說：“我是你的守護天使。…”
"Oh yeah?" the man asked."And where the hell were you when I got married?"
這名男子問說：“喔，是嗎?那我結婚的時候：你死到哪裡去了?”
：決不放棄
A government employee found and old brass lamp in a filing cabinet.
有一位政府機關員工在檔案櫃裡面發現一盞老舊的銅製油燈。
When he dusted it off,a genie appeared and granted him three wishes.
當他把它的灰塵除去的時候。有一個精靈出現了 ，並且同意他三個願望。
"I'd love an ice-cold beer right now,"
他告訴精靈 “我現在馬上就要一瓶冰啤酒 。”
he told the genie .Poof! A beer appeared .
砰!一瓶啤酒出現了。
Next the man said," I wish to be on an island,surrounded by becautiful and willing woman."
這個人接著說：“我想要到一個島上， 被甘心樂意的美女圍繞著。”
Poof!He was on an island with gorgeous woman fawning all over him.
砰!他到了一個島上，被美女糾纏著對他獻殷勤。
Oh,this is the life,the guy thought.
這傢伙想著啊，這才是生活呀。
"I wish I never had to work again."
“我希望我永遠都不必再工作。”
And poof! He was back at his desk in the government office!
砰!他回到他在政府機關的 辦公桌前。
：爬樓梯
Bill,Jim,and Scott were at a convention together
比爾，吉姆，和史考特一起參加一場會議，
and were sharing a large suite on the top of a 75story sky-scraper.
並且在一棟七十五層摩天大樓的頂樓合住一間太套房.
After a long day of meetings
在一整天的會議之後，
they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken
他們非常驚訝地聽說他們飯店的電梯壞掉了，
and they would have to climb 75 flights stairs to get to their room.
他們必須要爬七十五層的一樓梯回到他們的房間。
Bill said to Jim and Scott,
比爾對吉姆和史考特說，
Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting .
讓我們把精神集中在有趣的事情上，來打發這件令人不爽快又單調 乏味的苦差事。
I will tell jokes for 25 flights,
前二十五層我來說笑話，
and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights ,
後二十五層吉姆可 以唱歌，
and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way.
剩下的路程史考特可以說些悲哀的故事。
At the 26th floor bill stopped telling jockes and Jim began to sing,
到了二十六層 ，比爾停止說笑話，吉姆開始唱歌。
At the 51st floor Jim stopped singing and Scott began to tell sad stories.
到了五十一層，吉姆停止唱歌，史考特開始說些悲哀的敬事。
"I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
他說：“首先 ，我要說我最悲哀的故事，我把房間鑰匙留在車子裡面了!”