關於比較有趣的英文笑話

　　笑話是日常生活中人們消遣娛樂的一種常見語言現象,其目的在於在會話過程中傳遞和激發幽默感。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are you charged with?" he asked.

　　"Doing my christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.

　　"That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?"

　　"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

　　那天是聖誕節，法官在審訊犯人時也有點惻隱之心。“你為什麼而被起訴?”他問。

　　“採購聖誕節物品過早。”被告答。

　　“這不算犯法，”法官回答，“你購物多早?”

　　在商店開門之前，“犯人應道。

　　篇二

　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school Iwas punished for something that I didn't do."

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher aboutthis! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　The little girl replied, "My homework."

　　一天，小女孩從學校回到家裡，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校裡我因為一件我沒有做的事情而受到懲罰。”

　　媽媽激動地說：“那真是太可怕了!我要跟你的老師好好談一談，對了，你沒有做過的那件事是什麼?”

　　小女孩回答說：“我的家庭作業。”

　　篇三

　　"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"

　　"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."

　　"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"

　　"Just use another pen!"

　　“醫生，救命!請您快點兒到，我十歲的兒子剛剛吞掉了一支鋼筆!”

　　“好，我十幾分鍾就到，”

　　“好的，那……這十幾分鍾我應該做什麼呢?”

　　“換支筆用!”