有關簡短有趣的英文笑話

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。它是幽默的一種特殊的表現形式，主要流傳於網頁，微博，貼吧等。小編整理了，歡迎閱讀!

　　：Sleeping Problems

　　An exhausted looking blond dragged herself in to the doctor's office. "Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can't get a wink of sleep."

　　"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications. "Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."

　　"Great," the blond answered, "I'll try anything. Let's give it a shot."

　　A few weeks later the blond returned, looking worse than ever. "Doc, your plan is no good. I'm more tired than before!"

　　"I don't understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"

　　"That may be true," answered the blond wearily, "but I'm still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it's hard getting him to swallow the pill!"

　　：Buying Flowers

　　Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfriend buying flowers.

　　Redhead sighed and said, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

　　The blonde looked quizzically at her and said, "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"

　　The redhead said, "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

　　The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"

　　：Blonde In Trouble

　　A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building. Below, a few firefighters are holding a blanket telling the redhead to jump.

　　When the redhead jumps the firefighters snatch the blanket away and she hits the concrete.

　　When the firefighters ask the brunette to jump she jumps and again they pull the blanket away.

　　When the firefighters ask the blonde to jump she replies, "I don't trust you, so just put the blanket down and back away."

　　：Exposed Breast

　　A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the blonde. "Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I must have left my baby on the bus!"

　　：Jokes For Blondes

　　There is a blonde, a redhead and a brunette on the stairway to heaven. God says, "There are 3,000 steps and I'll tell you a joke on each 1,000th step you reach. If you laugh you go to hell." So they start walking and reach to the first 1,000th step. God tells a joke, the brunette laughs and goes to hell. Then on the 2,000th step God tells a joke, the redhead laughs and goes to hell. On the 3,000th step God tells a joke, the blonde doesn't laugh and proceeds to the gate. Suddenly, she bursts out laughing. God asks, "what are you laughing about?", so she replies, "I just got the first joke!".