關於比較經典的英語笑話

　　笑話是現代社會發展最快的一種口頭文學體裁,它體現了某一民族行為中最深刻的和潛意識中的觀點。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

　　Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

　　病人：“醫生，我想我得配副眼鏡。”

　　銀行職員：“你當然需要!這裡是銀行。”

　　篇2

　　An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.

　　"My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?"

　　"Yes," said the Navy brat.

　　"My dad has built them."

　　Then the naval kid spoke: "And do you know the Dead Sea?"

　　"Yes."

　　"It's my dad who's killed it!"

　　一個年輕的陸軍士兵跟一個海軍士兵吹牛，說他爸多麼了不起。

　　“我爸是個工程師。他什麼都會。你知道阿爾卑斯山麼?”

　　“知道，”海軍說

　　“我爸建的。”

　　年輕的海軍說：“那你知道死海麼?”

　　“知道。”

　　“那可是我爸弄死的”

　　篇3

　　Things Have Been Okay

　　一切都正常

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.

　　一對年輕夫婦有個兒子，已經四歲了，還沒有開口說話，他們對此深感焦慮。

　　They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

　　他們帶他去找專家診治，但醫生們總覺得他沒有毛病。

　　Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.

　　後來有一天早上吃早餐時，那孩子突然開口了：媽媽，麵包烤焦了。

　　You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother.

　　你說話了!你說話了!他母親叫了起來。

　　I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?

　　我太高興了!但為什麼花了這麼長的時間呢?

　　Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.

　　哦，在這之前，那男孩說，一切都很正常。