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　　篇一

　　This is marriage all about

　　My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk's office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information — names, dates of birth, etc. — the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, "No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties."

　　婚姻就是這麼一回事

　　我和未婚妻在縣辦公室領結婚證。在記錄完重要資訊——名字，出生日期，等後——辦事員遞給我結婚證，臉無表情地說，“不退錢，不包換，不保修。”

　　篇二

　　A tourist was visiting New Mexico and was amazed at the dinosaur bones lying about.

　　"How old are these bones?" the tourist asked an elderly Native American, who served as aguide.

　　"Exactly one hundred million and three years old.

　　"How can you be so sure?" inquired the tourist.

　　"Well," replied the guide, " a geologist came by here and told me these bones were one hundredmillion years old, and that was exactly three years ago.

　　一位遊客在新墨西哥遊覽。他對隨處可見的恐龍化石甚感驚奇。

　　“這些化石有多長的歷史?”遊客問一個上了年紀的當地美國人。他是作嚮導的。

　　“整整十億零三年了。”

　　“你怎麼這麼肯定?”遊客問道。

　　“哦，”嚮導回答道，“一個地質學家來過這兒，他告訴我說這些化石有十億年了，再加上那是整整三年前的事了。”

　　篇三

　　A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean. The lawyer said, "I'm here because myhouse burned down, and the insurance company paid for everything."

　　一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說：“我到這裡是因為我的房子被大火燒了，保險公司賠償了我所有的損失。”

　　"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here because my house were destroyed bya flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

　　“這太巧了，”工程師說，“我是因為房子被洪水沖垮了，保險公司也賠償了所有的損失。”

　　The lawyer looked somewhat confused. "How do you start a flood?" he asked.

　　律師看起來有些困惑，“你是怎麼引起洪水的?”他不解的問。