關於簡單短小的英語笑話精選

　　前蘇聯著名作家高爾基說過,“哪裡有人,哪裡就有笑聲。”從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。本文是關於簡單短小的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於簡單短小的英語笑話：Flower Curse

　　Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

　　She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again, for no reason."

　　The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

　　The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

　　The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"

　　關於簡單短小的英語笑話：Blonde Puzzle

　　One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumpedand very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.

　　"It's supposed to be a tiger!" Sally cried.

　　"Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!"

　　關於簡單短小的英語笑話：Blonde Exam

　　A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within thirty minutes she is all done, whereas the rest of the class is still working furiously.

　　During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening.

　　"I finished the exam in a half hour," she replies. "And as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers."

　　關於簡單短小的英語笑話：The Circle

　　A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentallycut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over.

　　He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

　　He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

　　When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

　　He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

　　When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

　　Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

　　Now she's laughing.

　　The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

　　He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

　　"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

　　She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"

　　關於簡單短小的英語笑話：Blondes In Heaven

　　Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband wasnaked. When I coming upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"