關於教師的好笑的英語笑話

　　所謂尊師重教，顧名思義就是尊敬老師重視教師節!下面是小編整理的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

　　老師：湯姆!約翰!你倆今天為什麼遲到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

　　湯姆：老師，我一直在找我丟失的一美元硬幣。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老師：那麼你呢，約翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　約翰：老師，我不能動啊，我把他的硬幣藏腳底下了。

　　篇二

　　Teacher: Where does God live?

　　老師：上帝住哪兒?

　　Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.

　　學生：我想他應該住我家浴室。

　　Teacher: Why do you say that?

　　老師：為什麼這麼說?

　　Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"

　　學生：因為每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的大門喊：“上帝啊，你怎麼還在裡面?”

　　篇三

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老師：西印度群島有哪些產物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　學生：我不曉得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老師：怎麼會不知道，你每天吃的糖哪兒來的?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　學生：鄰居家借的。

　　篇四

　　Teacher: How can you tell a hawk has good eyesight?

　　老師：為什麼說鷹的視力很好?

　　Student: Because I have never seen a hawk wearing spectacles.

　　學生：因為我從沒見過哪隻鷹戴眼鏡。

　　篇五

　　Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say?

　　老師：這已經是我本週第五次罰你了。想說點什麼?

　　Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir!

　　學生：還好禮拜六禮拜天不上課啊老師!