關於爆笑的英語笑話大全

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。本文是關於爆笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話篇一

　　VIEWING THE PAINTING

　　A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden. "Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

　　"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

　　"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話篇二

　　IN THE CONFESSION BOX

　　A drunken man staggers in to a Catholic church and sits down in a confession box and says nothing. The bewildered priest cough to attract his attention, but still the man says nothing.

　　The priest then knocks on the wall three times in a final attempt to get the man to speak.

　　Finally, the drunk replies, "No use knocking, there's no paper in this one either."

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話篇三

　　A SMALL SERVICE ONE SUNDAY MORNING

　　A husband and wife attend a small service at the local church one Sunday morning. The man was very moved by the preacher's sermon, so he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. Reverend, that was the best damn sermon I ever did hear!"

　　The Reverend replied, "Oh! Why, thank you sir, but please, I'd appreciate it if you didn't use profanity in the Lord's house."

　　"I'm sorry Reverend, but I can't help myself... it was such a damn good sermon!"

　　The Reverend replied, "Sir, please, I cannot have you behaving this way in Church!"

　　"Okay Reverend, but I just wanted you to know that I thought it was so damn good, that I put $5,000 in the collection plate."

　　The Reverend's eyes opened wide as he remarked, "No Shit!"

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話篇四

　　THE HEAD PRIEST AND THE ALTAR BOY

　　The head priest at a certain church was out for the day, so he asked the deacon to doconfession for him. The deacon agrees, and the first person that comes says, "Forgive me, for I just gave a guy a blow job."

　　He says, "You have sinned." Then he looks at the sheet on the wall that had punishments for certain sins on it, but blow job was not on there, so he went out to ask one of the altar boys what he usually gives for a blow job.

　　The altar boy answered, "Oh, about five dollars."

　　關於爆笑的英語笑話篇五

　　A BARBER SHOP IN WASHINGTON

　　A priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he got his haircut, he asked how much it would be. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the Lord." The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 prayer books and a thank you note from the priest in front of the door.Later that day, a police officer came in and got his hair cut. He then asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the community."The next morning, he came to work and there were a dozen donuts and a thank you note from the police officer. Then, a Senator came in and got a haircut. When he was done he asked how much it was. The barber said, "No charge. I consider it a service to the country."The next morning, the barber came to work and there were 12 Senators in front of the door.