好笑的英語短文對話笑話

　　幽默和笑話有概念上的區別,笑話是滑稽言談本身,幽默在這裡則被作為心智和性情層面上的概念來看待。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　篇一

　　A: Look at your face I know what you have for breakfast

　　B: What was it?

　　A: Eggs.

　　B: No, that was yesterday.

　　Submitted by: Janekt Ho

　　篇二

　　A: Why are all those people running?

　　B: They are running a race to get a cup.

　　A: Who will get the cup?

　　B: The person who wins.

　　A: Then why are all the others running?

　　Submitted by: Girish Chavan

　　篇三

　　Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.

　　Doctor: Drink this glass of water.

　　Patient: Will it make me better?

　　Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.

　　Submitted by: Rizwana Lahore Pakistan

　　篇四

　　Said to a railroad engineer:

　　What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late.

　　The reply from the railroad engineer:

　　How would we know they were late, if we didn't have a schedule?

　　Submitted by Kyle Jefferson

　　篇五

　　A: When I stand on my head the blood rushes to my head, but when I stand on my feet the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is this?

　　B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

　　Submitted by Kyle Jefferson

　　篇六

　　Teacher: Did you father help your with your homework?

　　Student: No, he did it all by himself.

　　篇七

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.