高中英語小笑話大全爆笑

　　笑話***jokes***往往是指能引人發笑的談話或故事。作為文體,篇幅短小,故事情節簡單而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的藝術效果。小編整理了高中爆笑英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　高中爆笑英語小笑話篇一

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?"

　　"No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

　　把它堵在裡面

　　“孩子，你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”

　　“沒有，老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進，一個耳朵裡出，所以我要把它堵在裡面。”

　　高中爆笑英語小笑話篇二

　　A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto theplane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.'Doyou always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed.

　　'No more,'the man said.'Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!'

　　行李

　　一個商人拖著他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大號旅行袋登上飛機，真夠費勁的。 在一位機務乘員的幫助下， 他終於設法將旅行袋進了頭頂上的行李箱。“您總是攜帶這麼重的行李?”她嘆息道。

　　“再也不會了，”那人說道，“下次，我待在旅行袋內，我的同伴買票!”

　　高中爆笑英語小笑話篇三

　　When Tom Howard was seventeen years old he was as tall as his father, so he began to borrowMr. Howard's clothes when he wanted to go out with his friends in the evening. Mr. Howard didnot like this, and he always got very angry when he found his son wearing any of his things.One evening when Tom came downstairs to go out, his father stopped him in the hall. Helooked at Tom's clothes very carefully. Then he said angrily, "Isn't that one of my ties, Tom?" "Yes, Father, it is," answered Tom. "And that shirt's mine too." "Yes, that's yours too,"answered Tom. "And you're wearing my belt!" said Mr. Howard. "Yes, I am, Father," answeredTom. "You don't want your trousers to fall down, do you?"

　　父親的東西

　　湯姆.霍德華十七歲的時候，長得和父親一樣高了，於是當他晚上和朋友一起出去時，就開始借父親的衣服穿。

　　霍德華先生可不喜歡這樣，當他發現他的兒子穿他的衣服時，總是非常生氣。

　　一天晚上，湯姆下樓準備出去，父親在門廳裡攔住了他。他細細打量著湯姆的穿著。

　　然後他氣呼呼地說：“湯姆，那不是我的一條領帶嗎?” 湯姆回答說：“是的，父親，是你的領帶。” “還有那襯衫也是我的。” “是的，襯衫也是你的。”湯姆回答說。 “還有呢，你連皮帶也用我的。”霍德華先生說。 “是的，父親，”湯姆回答說，“你不願意讓你的褲子掉下來吧?”