英語幽默小謎語
英語謎語利用語言自身特點形成文字幽默,那麼你知道嗎?以下是小編為你整理的，歡迎大家閱讀。
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Why does time fly?
To get away from all the people who are trying to kill it
Name five days of the week without saying: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday
The day before yesterday, yesterday, today, tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow
What animal eats and drinks with its tail?
All do No animal takes off its tail when eating and drinking
What has a soft bed but never sleeps, a big mouth but never speaks?
A river
What kind of dog never bite?
A hot dog
Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?
Because it can't sit down
What did one invisible man say to the other invisible man?
It's nice not to see you again
What wears a cap but has no head?
A bottle
What rises in the morning and waves all day?
A flag
What is an astronomer?***天文學家***?
A night watchman with a college education
How can you tell clocks and watches are shy?
Because they always have their hands in front of their faces
What is wind?
Air in a hurry
What comes after the letter "A"?
All the other letters
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What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
Drums, that is eardrums***鼓膜***
What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?
A secret
What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
A photographer
What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?
A kitten***小貓***
What surprising things happen every hours?
Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break
What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?
An echo***回聲***
What do you know about the kings of France?
They are all dead
What question can you never answer 'yes" to"
Are you asleep?
Why do some old people never use glasses?
They must prefer bottles to glasses
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What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?
A mushroom***蘑菇***
What is smaller than an insect's mouth?
Anything it eats
Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?
Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results"
What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office
What do workers do in a clock factory?
They make faces all day
What -letter word has left when you take letters away?
Sixty
When do you go as fast as a racing car?
When you are in it
How many sides does a house have?
Two - inside and outside
What never asks any questions but always gets answers?
A doorbell
Where did Columbus stand when he discovered America?
On his feet
When the boy fell into the water, what's the first thing he did?
He got wet first of all