高中英語一分鐘小笑話

　　笑話是幽默的一種形式,玩笑的目的就是逗樂、引人笑。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　災難

　　George W. Bush visits an elementary school and the 4th grade class is in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks the President if he would like to lead the class in a discussion of the word "tragedy". So George W. Bush asks the class for an example of a tragedy.

　　喬治·布什到一所小學參觀，四年級的孩子們正在討論一些單詞及其含義。老師問總統是否願意帶領孩子們一起討論“災難”的含義時，喬治·布什要求學生們給出災難的具體例子。

　　One boy stands up and says, "If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street and a car comes along and runs him over; that would be a tragedy.”

　　一個男孩站起來說:“如果住在我隔壁的最好的朋友在街上玩，一輛轎車開過來並從他身上碾過去，那將是一場災難。”

　　"No,”says Bush，"that would be an accident.”

　　“不，”布什說:“那只是一場意外。”

　　A girl raises her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved; that would be a tragedy.”

　　一個女孩舉起她的手說，“如果一輛載著50個學生的校車翻下懸崖，車上所有的同學都喪命，那將是一場災難。”

　　“I’m afraid not,” explains the President. "That’s what we would call a Great

　　loss.”

　　“恐怕不是，”總統解釋說，“那是我們所說的重大損失。”

　　The room goes silent. No other children volunteer. President Bush searches the room and asks, "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"

　　教室裡一片安靜，沒有一個孩子再發言。布什總統掃視了一遍教室，然後說，“這裡沒有人能再給我一個例子，說明什麼是災難嗎?”

　　Finally，in the back of the room, Johnny raises his hand and in a quiet voice he says， "If Air Force One，carrying Mr. and Mrs. Bush, was struck by a missile and blown up to smithereens, that would be a tragedy.”

　　最後，在教室的後面，約翰尼舉起了他的手，用平靜的口氣說，“如果載著布什先生和布什太太的空軍一號被導彈擊落並炸成碎片，那將是一場災難。”

　　"That's right! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?" asks the President.

　　“對了!你能告訴我為什麼那是災難嗎?”總統問。

　　"Well,” Johnny says, "because it wouldn’t be an accident and it sure as well wouldn't be a Great Loss.”

　　“哦，”約翰尼說:“因為那將不是意外，也絕對不是重大損失。”

　　篇二

　　父親的職業

　　A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.

　　小學老師正在問孩子們他們雙親的職業。

　　Timmy stood up and said, "My mom is a Doctor!”

　　迪米站起來說:“我母親是名醫生。”

　　Sarah stood up and said, "My father is Professor!”

　　莎拉站起來說:“我父親是位教授。”

　　Little Johnny stood up and said, "My ad is a piano player in a whorehouse!”

　　小約翰尼站起來說，“我爹地在妓院演奏鋼琴。”

　　The teacher couldn’t believe what she ad just heard, so she made a point of calling Little Johnny's father that evening.

　　老師不敢相信她所聽到的話，於是她決定晚上給小約翰尼的爸爸打電話問個清楚。

　　When she told him what Little Johnny had said，he told her, "Actually. . . I’m an attorney, but how am I supposed to explain that to a seven一year old?"

　　等她告訴小約翰尼的父親後，約翰尼的父親對她說，“事實上，我是一名律師，但我怎麼能向一個七歲的小孩解釋清楚這個職業?”