簡單的英文小笑話

　　笑話不僅是我們生活中不可缺少的，而且也是我們工作學習之餘緩解壓力、舒緩情緒的重要渠道。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.

　　一天，比爾和湯姆去餐館吃飯。當服務員端上兩份牛排時，比爾迅速地為自己拿了比較大的那塊。

　　Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"

　　湯姆對此很不開心：“你什麼時候能學會禮貌?”

　　Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"

　　比爾說：“如果讓你先拿，你會拿哪個?”

　　Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."

　　湯姆說：“當然是小的那個。”

　　Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"

　　比爾：“那你還抱怨什麼?小的那個不就是你想要的，不是嗎?”

　　篇2

　　Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.

　　小男孩：爸爸，我想結婚。

　　Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?

　　爸爸打趣地問道：噢!誰是你心中合適的人選?

　　Little boy: Grandma.

　　小男孩：奶奶。

　　Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?

　　爸爸：等一下，你認為我會讓你娶我的媽媽?

　　Little boy: Why not? You married mine.

　　小男孩：為什麼不?你娶了我的媽媽。

　　篇3

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老師： 這兒有兩隻鳥，一隻是麻雀。誰能指出哪隻是燕子，哪隻是麻雀嗎?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　學生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老師：請說說看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　學生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。