英語幽默小笑話

　　學習英語可以是一個枯燥的過程，也可以是一個有趣的過程。小編在此獻上搞笑的英語笑話，希望對大家有所幫助。

　　：半價票

　　"How much is the movie ticket?"

　　“電影票多少錢一張?”

　　"Ten dollars, kid."

　　“10美元，孩子。”

　　"I only have five dollars. Please let me in. I'll see it only with one eye."

　　“我只有5美元。請讓我進去吧，我只用一中眼睛看。”

　　：考試不及格

　　Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test?

　　媽媽:這次測試你為什麼得這麼低的分?

　　Kid: Because of absence.

　　孩子:因為缺考。

　　Mother: You mean you were absent on the day of the test?

　　媽媽：你的意思是考試那天你沒去?

　　Kid: No, but the kid who sits next to me was.

　　孩子:不是，是坐在我旁邊的孩子沒來。

　　：懲罰

　　A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

　　小女孩從學校回到家，對媽媽說：“媽媽，今天在學校我因為沒做過的事受到了懲罰。”

　　The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this. By the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

　　媽媽驚叫著說：“那太糟糕了!我要去和你的老師談一談這件事。順便問一下，你沒做過什麼?”

　　The little girl replied, "My homework"

　　小女孩回答說：“家庭作業。”

　　：《思想者》

　　Two boys were admiring the famous statue by Rodin entitled The Thinker.

　　兩個男孩正在欣賞羅丹的著名雕塑《思想者》

　　"What do you suppose he's thinking about?’asked one.

　　“你猜他在想什麼”其中一個問道。

　　"I guess he's thinking about where he put his clothes." replied the other.

　　“我猜他是在想他把衣服放在哪裡了，”另一個回答說。