經典生活幽默故事三則

　　在日常繁忙的生活中，也不要忘了放鬆自己的心情。下面是小編為大家帶來，希望大家喜歡!

　　經典生活幽默故事：現代騎士精神

　　Sitting in his cab waiting for a fare, my friend's husband, William,watched as a torrential downpour left lake-size puddlesjust off the curb of the busy street.

　　我朋友的丈夫William***是一名計程車司機***，此時正坐在車裡等著一名顧客付錢，同時，看著傾盆而下的大雨在那條忙碌的街道邊上留下一些猶如湖一般大小的水窪。

　　Then the back door opened and a customer got in.

　　這時，車的後座門開了，一位顧客鑽了進來。

　　As William asked the destination,the would-be passenger exited through the other door,successfully avoiding the puddles.

　　當William問她要到哪時，這名準乘客從車的另一扇門下去了，成功地躲開了那些水窪。

　　"Thanks," she said. "Chivalry isn't dead after all."

　　“謝謝”，女乘客說。“看來騎士精神畢竟還沒有死”。

　　經典生活幽默故事：晨起反應

　　The neighbor dropped in on a friendand found her sitting at the kitchen table,staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee,her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room.

　　一個鄰居順道去拜訪自己的一位朋友，發現她正呆坐在廚房的桌子旁，眼睛茫然地盯著已經喝了一半的咖啡，她的三個孩子正在隔壁的房間裡大聲地喧譁。

　　"What's wrong ?" she asked.The friend told her that she had "morning sickness".

　　“怎麼了?”她問。朋友告訴她自己不過是有點“晨起反應”。

　　Surprised the neighbor said,"I didn't even know you were pregnant."

　　鄰居非常吃驚，說，“我甚至都不知道你又懷孕了!

　　"I'm not." the harried young woman replied."I'm just sick of mornings."

　　“哦，我沒有懷孕，”年輕的婦人苦惱地回答，“我只是膩煩透了早上而已!”

　　經典生活幽默故事：我媽媽不是那樣子

　　While doing renovations in our house,one of the workmen paused to look at a flattering photo of mewearing makeup and a fancy gown.

　　在給我們家房子做翻新的時候，一個工人停下手中的活來看我的一張盛裝照片，照片中的我化了妝，穿著名貴的晚禮服。

　　I heard him let out a low whistle and ask my son, Joshua,"Who's that?""That's my mom," Joshua answered.

　　我聽到他小聲地吹了一聲口哨，然後問我的兒子Joshua，“那人是誰?”“那是我媽”，Joshua回答。