短一點的三年級英語笑話

　　笑話能反映出一個民族的價值系統及其對周圍世界肯定和否定的態度。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：The Ability of the kangaroo

　　The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure ***圍牆*** for its newly acquired kangaroo ***袋鼠*** , but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was increased to 15 feet, but the kangaroo got out again. Exasperated ***惱火的*** , the zoo director had the height increased to 30 feet, but the kangaroo still escaped. A giraffe asked the kangaroo, “ How high do you think they'll build the fence?”

　　“ I don't know, ” said the kangaroo. “ Maybe a thousand feet if they keep leaving the gate unlocked.”

　　：Message for the Boss

　　A woman is approaching a very small Bistro. She calls the barkeeper and, when he is standing in front of her, she asks him in a very seductive way to come nearer. Then she bends over the desk and starts to caress his beard. "Are you the boss of this Bistro?" she asks and touches tenderly his cheek.

　　"Ehhh. No. Not at all!" the barkeeper replies.

　　"Would you please call him here?" the lady asks and gently touches his hair.

　　"Oh, I'm very sorry. But no. Impossible!" the barkeeper sighs who has - no

　　doubt - fun with this situation.

　　"Would you then please do me a great favour?" the lady asks and follows

　　gently the line of his lips.

　　"Of course. What ever you wish!" the barkeeper moans.

　　"I want to leave a message for the boss!" she says and let first one - then two - fingers slip into his mouth which he gently sucks on.

　　"What message?" the barkeeper asks with the two fingers in his mouth.

　　"Please tell him that there is no paper, nor soap, nor towel in the lady's room!"

　　：A beggar

　　A young man who did not have much money was coming home by train one day. He gave his last few coins to a beggar***乞丐***, but then he saw another one ,and forgot that he didn’t have any money about him . He asked the beggar if he’d like to have lunch with him , and the beggar agreed .

　　So they went into a small restaurant and had a good meal . At the end the man could not pay the bill . Of course the beggar had to do so .

　　The young man was very sorry about this , so he said to the beggar , “Come home with me in a taxi , my friend, and I’ll give you back the money for lunch.” “Oh, no !” the beggar answered quickly . “I had to pay for your taxi too!”

　　：Wedding night

　　Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderclap splits, don't die a natural death!"Newly married but soon, the husband made a sorry cuckoldry matter.

　　On the first, the husband goes out by boat, being the ship drove up to ocean middle, suddenly strong breeze your work, seeing the ship will sink right away, at this time, the husband towards the sky to scold a way loudly"old day, whether you becomes blind or not, I do a sorry cuckoldry matter, you let I a person die like, why harm so many innocent peoples to also want to die."

　　At this time, hears spread a deep and low voice in out of the sky:"You think I am all dry all day long what, I am very not easy to wait until today just chase your se people concentrated together!"

　　新婚之夜，丈夫深情的對妻子說：“親愛的，我愛你，我發誓以後一定不會做出對不起你的事，要是我做了，定遭天打雷劈，***!”可是新婚不久，丈夫就作出了對不起妻子的事。

　　一日，丈夫乘船外出，當船駛到大海中間時，突然狂風大作，眼看船馬上就要沉沒了，這時，丈夫大聲對著天空罵道“老天，你是不是瞎了眼了，我做了對不起妻子的事，你讓我一個人***就好了，為什麼害這麼多無辜的人也要死啊。”

　　這時，只聽見半空中傳來一聲低沉的聲音：“你以為我整天都幹什麼啊，我好不容易等到今天才把你們這些人集中在一起來的!”

　　：Einstain and Charlie Chaplin

　　Einstain was a great admirer of Charlie Chaplin's film.Once,in a letter to Chaplin,he said,"i admire you very much.Your film'Modern Time' everybody in the world can understand.You will certainly become a great man.Einstain."

　　In this answer to this letter ,Charlie Chaplin wrote,"i admire you even more.Your Theory of Relativity,nobody in the world understands,but you have already become a great man. Chaplin."