小學生簡單英語小笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。下面是小編精心收集的，希望大家喜歡!

　　篇一

　　Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, thewading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.

　　兩個殷切的釣魚愛好者要進行一次釣魚之旅。他們租了一切所需的器材：魚線盤，釣竿，淺水服，小船，汽車，甚至一間林中小屋。為此，他們花了好多的錢。

　　The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on thesecond day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of theirvacation, one of the men catches a fish.

　　第一天去釣魚，他們什麼也沒釣到。第二天和第三天也是如此。直到最後，在他們旅行的最後一天，其中一個人釣到了一條魚。

　　As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Doyou realize that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?"

　　回家的路上，他們都感到十分沮喪。一個人對另一個人說：“你發現沒有?為了釣這條倒黴的魚，我們花了1500塊錢?”

　　The other guy says, "Wow! It's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"

　　另一個人說：“噢!幸虧我們沒有釣到更多的魚。”

　　篇二

　　A stewardess ***空中小姐*** wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, lookingunique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she askedgracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating***迷人的***.” Theother party wisecracked***說俏皮話***.

　　有位空姐帶著亮燦燦的金項鍊，項墜兒系一小飛機，顯得別緻而有職業特點。她發現有人在看，便大方地問了一句：“它漂亮嗎?”“漂亮極了，不過，飛機場更漂亮!”對方俏皮地說。

　　篇三

　　A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on theplatform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.

　　一位車上的列車員剛發出訊號讓火車啟動，這時他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺上一節開啟的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂裡另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。

　　"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"

　　“快點，小姐!”他喊道：“請把門關上。”

　　"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.

　　“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。

　　"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."

　　“請把門關上好了，”列車員說：“其餘的事由我負責。”

　　
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