勵志的英語笑話帶翻譯

　　笑話是人們生活中不可或缺的組成部分,與社會密切相關。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　精明的主婦

　　A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half ofthe coal she was burning.

　　She was very excited, and said: "That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if Ibuy two, no coal will be needed!"

　　一位精明的家庭主婦聽人說有一種爐子用起來可以比她現在用的爐子省一半的煤。

　　她聽了大為興奮，說：“那太好了!一個爐子可以省一半的煤，那麼如果我買兩個爐子的話，不就可以把煤全都省下來了嗎?”

　　篇2

　　The Choice of Word

　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughterwho was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happybecause he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.

　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wifesaid to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.

　　選詞

　　一天下班回家，約翰發現妻子在搖半歲的女兒，嘴裡反覆念道：“爸-爸。”約翰心裡感到美滋滋的，他的妻子選擇了“爸爸”這個詞首先教孩子。

　　幾周後的一天夜裡，約翰和妻子被一陣哭聲驚醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，親愛的。”妻子說，然後翻身竟自睡了。