小學英語笑話摘抄帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,伴隨著網路的普及它已經滲透到了青年群體的日常生活,偶爾爆出的一兩句冷笑話能使交流氛圍變得輕鬆愉悅,也能展示交談者的幽默和智慧。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇1

　　professor: before we begin the examination are there any question?

　　教授：在開始考試之前，還有什麼問題嗎?

　　student: what's the name of this course?

　　學生：考試科目的名稱是什麼?

　　小學英語笑話帶翻譯篇2

　　Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor***走廊*** of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Englishman re-entered his room, but a few minutes later he came into the corridor again and once more asked the servant for a glass of water. The servant brought him another glass of water. Every few minutes the Englishmen would come out of his room and repeat his request. After a half-hour the astonished servant decided to ask the Englishman what he was doing with the water. Nothing, the Englishman answered imperturbably***平靜地*** , It’s simply that my room is on fire.

　　一天晚上，一個英國人從他住的旅店房間裡走出來。來到走廊上，叫旅店的服務員給他拿一杯水來。服務員按他的要求做了。英國人回到了他的房間裡，幾分鐘後他又來到走廊上，讓服務員再給他送一杯水。服務員又給他送了一杯水。每隔幾分鐘。英國人就走出房間重複他的要求。半小時之後.這位感到驚訝的服務員決定問問房客要這些水乾什麼，英國人不謊不忙地回答：沒什麼.只不過是我的房間裡起火了。