簡單的英語小笑話精選

  笑話是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透過笑話我們可以看到一個民族的生存環境、生活方式、社會關係和心理特徵等等。小編整理了簡單的英語小笑話,歡迎閱讀!

  簡單的英語小笑話篇一

  A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

  "Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

  "Well done. Who was that?"

  "My granny."

  "Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

  "Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

  一個主日學校校***基督教教會為了向兒童灌輸宗教思想, 在星期天開辦的兒童班***的老師在對學生講使別人高興的重要性。“現在,孩子們,”她說:“你們當中有誰讓別人高興過?”

  “我,老師,”一個小男孩說:“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

  “做得好,是誰呢?”

  “我奶奶。”

  “好孩子。現在告訴我們,你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的。”

  “是這樣的,老師。我昨天去看她,在她那兒呆了三個小時。然後我跟她說:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她說:‘啊,我很高興!’”

  簡單的英語小笑話篇二

  One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

  When she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

  "You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

  On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

  Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

  情人節前一天,一個女人做了個項鍊的夢。

  當她醒來,她和她丈夫說:“我剛夢到你情人節給了我一根珍珠項鍊。你說那是什麼含義呢?”。

  “到情人節那天你就會知道了。”他笑著說。

  情人節那天,男人給了他老婆一個禮盒。

  她很興奮地開啟,看到的卻是一本書,書名是《夢的解析》。

  簡單的英語小笑話篇三

  Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?"

  John: "What do you think it is, sir?"

  Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!"

  John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"

  老師:“John,動詞ring的過去分詞是什麼?”。

  約翰:“你想它是什麼呢”?

  老師:“我不用想,我知道!”。

  約翰:“我想我不知道”。