有關超級好笑的英語小笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　One semester when my brother, Peter，attended the University of Minnesota in Minneapolis，an art-student friend of his asked if he could paint Peter's portait for a class.assignment. Peter agreed，and the art student painted and submitted the portrait, only to receive a C minus.

　　我兄弟彼得在明尼阿波利斯的明尼索達大學上學時，有一個學期，他的一位學藝術的朋友問他是否可以用他做素描的模特作為課堂作業。彼得同意了。那位藝術生畫完了，就把肖像交給了老師。他只得了一個C-.

　　The art student approached the professor to ask why the grade was so poor. The teacher told him that the proportions in the painting were incorrect.”The head is too big，”the professor explained.”The shoulders are too wide， and the feet are enormous."

　　那位藝術生找到教授問為什麼他的分數這麼低。教授告訴他肖像中的比例失調，教授說:“腦袋太大，肩太寬，腳也過於大了。”

　　The next day,the art student brought Peter to see the professor. He took one Look at my brother."Okay, A minus. "he said.

　　第二天，那位藝術生帶彼得見教授，教授看了我兄弟一眼，並說:“好，可以得A-。”

　　篇2

　　I had iust learned to drive and, like most teen-agers，begged at every opportunity to take over the wheel. During a family vacation my father finally allowed me drive on a long，straight stretch on highway.I was in my glory until there was a sudden turn in the road.Caught unaware, I swung too wide and ran into a service station's advertising sign. I stopped the cat and waited for a lecture.

　　像大多數的青少年一樣，我剛學會開車時，總想利用一切開車的機會。有一次家庭外出度假時，我經過請求，爸爸終於允許我在筆直的高速公路止駕駛。我感到十分榮幸，直到開到了一個急轉彎，由於轉盤轉動得太大，車直奔著加油站的廣告牌衝去。我停下了車，等著挨訓。

　　My father，always considerate of his children's feelings，turned back to the rest of family and said. "As long as we're here,does anyone need to use the rest room?"

　　我的父親總是考慮到孩子喲情緒，轉過身對家裡的其他人說:“既然我們已經把車開到了這兒，有人想上廁所嗎?”

　　篇3

　　Trying to cut down on expenses，I decided to bring a sack lunch towork. Unfortunately, I kept forgetting my sandwiches in my morning rush. One night I left myself a note near the front door.

　　為了減少開支，我決定工作時自帶午餐。不幸的是，在早上的忙亂中我總是忘了帶事先準備的三明治。一天晚上，我在前門上給自己貼了個紙條。

　　Next morning I spotted the message and went to the refrigerator, but my lunch wasn't there. I retraced my steps and took a closer look at the note. Underneath "Don't forget your lunch"my roommate had scrawled，"Thanks!”

　　第二天早上，我看見了條子，來到了冰箱前，卻發現我的午飯不見了。我順著原路，到了那張紙條前仔細一看，在我那張寫著“不要忘記帶你的午飯”的紙上，我的室友在下邊寫下了“謝謝”。