跟生日有關的英語笑話

　　從古到今,笑話是人們生活中不可缺少的“調劑品”。笑話使人們在刻板的生活中感到一絲快意和放鬆。與此同時,笑話也是人們反對極權和專制制度的有力武器。小編分享，希望可以幫助大家!

　　：Birthday 生日

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什麼時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

　　：一些有關生日的搞笑語錄

　　1. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

　　你看上去一點都不老，怎麼能指望我記住你的生日呢?***忘掉別人生日的最好藉口***

　　2. The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

　　記住老婆生日的最好辦法就是忘掉一次。***不相信的話你就試試***

　　3. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live thelongest.

　　生日對你有好處。資料統計顯示，度過生日最多的人活得最長。***搞笑的廢話***

　　4. Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

　　很少有女人承認他們的年齡，很少有男人的行為符合他們的年齡。***大實話***

　　5. Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, 'HappyBirthday".

　　上週蠟燭廠失火了，在場的每一個人圍在一起唱起了生日快樂歌。***生日派對上講笑話可以用的上***

　　6. I'll always think of you as someone older than me. Happy Birthday!

　　我時常會想起你……年齡比我大。生日快樂!***給比你大的朋友發生日簡訊時可以這樣開玩笑***

　　7. You know you're getting old when you walk up the stairs and call it excercise.

　　如果爬樓梯時你美其名曰為鍛鍊，那說明你是真得老了。***我爺爺總是笑稱爬樓梯就是鍛鍊***

　　8. Smile while you've still got the teeth. Happy Birthday!

　　趁你還有牙，笑一個!生日快樂!***好朋友生日派對照相時可以這樣調侃***

　　Well, it’s really getting late and it’s time to take a quick shower and hit the hay. I’m sure I willwake up to a sunny morning and tomorrow will surely be better…

　　好了，時間真得不早了，該洗洗睡了。我確信會在一個陽光明媚的早晨醒來，也相信明天會更美好…..

　　：生日來臨之際

　　For her 82nd birthday，I surprised my grandmother with a birthday greeting signed by the President. ***Upon request，this service is available to seniors over 80.***When I asked grandma how she felt receiving a card from the White House，she had a ready answer. "There's no privacy in this country any more,"she said. "They even keep track of your birthday. "

　　我奶奶過82歲的生日時，我送給她一份驚奇的禮物—一張由總統簽名的生日賀卡。***根據規定，80歲以上的老年人可得到此項服務。***當我問奶奶收到來自白宮的賀卡有何感想時，她毫不猶豫地回答說:“在這個國家，再也沒有隱私了，他們就連你的生日都追蹤著。”