關於短的英語笑話大全

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　　關於短的英語笑話：What a great bargain

　　A Dublin lawyer died in poverty, and many people donated to a fund for his funeral. The Lord Chief Justice of Orbury was asked to donate a shilling. "Only a shilling?" said the Justice, "Only a shilling to bury an attorney? Here's a guinea; go and bury twenty more of them."

　　關於短的英語笑話：Excess billing hours

　　A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. But, to his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer wasstanding. St. Peter greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line into a comfortable chair by his desk.

　　The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?"

　　St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!"

　　關於短的英語笑話：Ounces of brain for sale

　　A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.

　　"How much does it cost for engineer brain?"

　　"Three dollars an ounce."

　　"How much does it cost for programmer brain?"

　　"Four dollars an ounce."

　　"How much for lawyer brain?"

　　"$1,000 an ounce."

　　"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"

　　"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?"

　　關於短的英語笑話：What type of tracks?

　　Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After close examination, the first lawyer declared them to be deer tracks. The second lawyer disagreed, insisting they must be elk tracks.

　　They were still arguing when the train hit them.

　　關於短的英語笑話：Lawyers take everything

　　A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel: "Oh, I see your attorney lost the case!" The defendant answered, "No, we won."

　　關於短的英語笑話：Lawyers give irrelevant information

　　Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog, their compass gone awry. Afraid of landing in the ocean, they drift for days. Suddenly, the clouds part to show a sunlit meadow below. As theydescend, they see a man walking his dog.

　　One of the flyers yells to the figure far below, "Where are we?"

　　The man yells back, "About a half mile from town."

　　Once again, the balloonists are engulfed in the mist. One flyer says to the other, "He must have been a lawyer."

　　The other says, "A lawyer! How do you know that?"

　　The first says, "That?s easy. The information he gave us was accurate, concise, and entirely irrelevant."