好笑的兒童英語笑話大全

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。下面是小編帶來的好笑的兒童英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　好笑的兒童英語笑話篇一

　　A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach.

　　一個男孩放學回家時，感到肚子疼。

　　"Well, sit down and have some snacks," said his mother. "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."

　　“來，坐下，吃些點心，”他的媽媽說。“你肚子疼，是因為肚子空了。你吃了東西，就沒事了。”

　　Shortly afterwards, dad came in from work, complaining of a headche. "That's because it's empty," said his son. "You'll be all right if you have something in it."

　　過了一會兒，男孩的爸爸下班回來，抱怨說自己頭疼。“你頭疼，是因為腦袋空了，”他的兒子說，“腦袋裡裝點東西，就沒事了。”

　　好笑的兒童英語笑話篇二

　　Son: "Dad, give me a dime."

　　兒子：“爸爸，給我一毛錢。”

　　Father: "Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?"

　　父親：“兒子，你不認為自己漸漸長大，不應該總是一毛一毛地要錢嗎?”

　　Son: "I guess you're right, dad. Give me a dollar, will you?"

　　兒子：“爸爸，我想你說得對。給我一塊錢，好嗎?”

　　好笑的兒童英語笑話篇三

　　"Are you writing a thank-you letter to Grandpa like I told you?"

　　“你有沒有照我說的那樣給爺爺寫感謝信?”

　　"Yes, mama," replied Jane.

　　“有，媽媽，”簡回答說。

　　Your handwriting seems very large."

　　“你的字寫得好像很大。”

　　"Well, Grandpa's deaf, so I'm writing it loudly."

　　“啊，爺爺耳聾，所以我要寫得大聲點。”

　　好笑的兒童英語笑話篇四

　　The orchard-keeper spotted a little boy sneak into the orchard and climb an apple tree, so he raced over. "Little devil, what are you doing up on my tree?"

　　護園人發現一個小男孩偷偷鑽進果園，爬上了一棵蘋果樹，就迅速走了過去。“小傢伙，你在我的樹上做什麼?”

　　"Look here, sir, an apple fell off your tree, so I'm trying to put it up again!" the boy replied holding the apple in his hand.

　　“看這裡，先生，一個蘋果從您的樹上掉了下來，所以我想把它重新掛上去!”小男孩舉著手裡的蘋果回答說。

　　好笑的兒童英語笑話篇五

　　"You'll be pleased with me today, mother," said Dick to his mother, coming home from school. "I saved on fares. I didn't go to schoolby bus but ran all the way after it."

　　“媽媽，你今天會對我滿意的，“放學回家後，迪克對媽媽說。“我省下了車錢。我上學時沒有乘公共汽車，而是一路跟著公共汽車跑。”

　　"Well," said his mother laughing. "Next time you should run after a taxi, you'll save much more."

　　“噢，”她的媽媽笑道。“下次你應該跟在出租車後面跑，會省更多。”