關於兩個人對話的英語笑話

　　笑話一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一種民間口頭創作形式,在民間文化中以口口相傳的形式傳播。小編整理了關於兩個人的英語笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　篇一

　　A farmer purchases an old，run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds，the farmhouse is falling apart，and the fences are collapsing all around.

　　一個農民買了一塊破舊荒廢的農場，他準備把這塊農場變成興旺的園林。然而目前這塊地是雜草叢生，房屋破舊不堪，四周的籬笆也是東倒西歪。

　　During his first day of work，the town preacher stops by to bless the man’s work，saying, "May you and God work together to make this the farm of your dreams!”

　　在他第一天工作的時候，城裡的一個傳教士給他送去了祝福:“願上帝與你一起實現你的夢想吧!”

　　A few months later, the preacher stops by again to call on the farmer. I}ok and behold，it’s like a completely different place-the farmhouse is completely rebuilt and in excellent condition，there are plenty of cattle and other livestock happily munching on feed in well-fenced pens，and the fields are filled with crops planted in neat rows.

　　幾個月以後，那個傳教士又一次來到農場，快看那，這裡與上次相比簡直是天壤之別。房屋重新修好了，條件也比以前好多了，成群的牛羊在歡快地吃著青草，地裡的莊稼也整整齊齊的排列著。

　　"Amazing!” the preacher says. "Look what God and you have accomplished together!"

　　“太神奇了”，傳教士驚呼道:“看那，上帝和你一起實現了你的夢想!”

　　"Yes, reverend,” says the farmer, "but remember what the farm was like when God was working it alone!"

　　“沒錯，教士，”那個農民說道:“可你也要記住當初這個農場只由上帝一人支配的時候是個什麼樣子!”

　　篇二

　　The dean of Engineering had once walked into a class, and said "Good Morning.”

　　一天工程系的主任走進一個班，說道:“早上好。”

　　The whole class chorused" Good Morning”

　　全班齊聲回覆:“早上好。”

　　"Hi，you are freshmen aren’t you?" he asked.

　　“你們是大一的吧?”主任問道。

　　One student bolder than the others asked him how he knew.

　　一個膽子比較大的同學問主任是怎麼知道的。

　　"Well，”he said. "When I say‘Good Morning' to a class，if they are freshmen they say Good Morning' too. If they are sophomores，they quietly fold their papers away，and look at me. A class of juniors will look at me over the top of their papers, and then get back to them. A class of seniors will ignore my greeting, and keep reading the papers. When I say `Good Morning' to a class of graduate students, they write it down.”

　　“嗯，”主任說，“如果是大一的新生，當我向他們問早上好的時候，他們也一定會說‘早上好’的。如果他們是大二的學生，他們會輕輕地合上課本，然後集體望著我。大三的學生則會從書本上抬起頭看我一眼，然後馬上又繼續讀書了。大四的學生則會對我視而不見，繼續看書。至於研究生班的學生，我向他們問早上好，他們就會把這句話寫在筆記上。”