關於經典英文笑話集錦

　　英語笑話幽默話語分析的理論不斷推陳出新,但是對於把英語作為外語學習的中國讀者而言,文化因素在解讀幽默的過程中扮演著更加重要的角色。下面是小編帶來的，歡迎閱讀!

　　關於經典英文笑話篇一

　　Once a simpleton’s wife told him to buy some ice.

　　Two hours later, he didn’t come back. She wanted to know why he didn’t come back and went out to have a look. She saw he was standing in the sun at the gate and watching the ice melting.

　　“What’s the matter?” She asked him. “Why don’t you bring it in?”

　　“I saw the ice was wet and I was afraid that you would scold me so I’m running it dry.” The simpleton answered.

　　從前有一個笨人的妻子讓她的丈夫買幾塊冰。

　　兩個小時後，他還沒回來。

　　她想知道他為什麼沒回來，就出去看了看，發現她的丈夫在門口站著，在太陽下晒冰，看著冰融化。

　　她問他：“怎麼啦?你為什麼不把它拿進來?”

　　“我看見冰是溼的，恐怕你會訓斥我，因此，我正在把它晒乾。”笨人回答道。

　　關於經典英文笑話篇二

　　A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense. He didn?t want to go to jail. But his lawyer told him, Don't worry. You'll never have to go to jail with all that money.And the lawyer was right. When The man was sent to prison, he didn't have a dime.

　　一個男子因為侵吞僱主數百萬元被抓,他去尋求律師辯護。他不想進監獄。但是，他的律師告訴他，“不要擔心。你將永遠不會和這些錢一起入獄。律師是正確的。當男子被送往監獄，他沒有剩一分錢。

　　關於經典英文笑話篇三

　　A Brain TransplantThe Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. You have your choice of two brains, he told the patien. For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician. The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. Is the brain of a politician that much better? he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, No, it’s not better, just unused.

　　腦移植手術一個外科醫生正要作一個腦移植手術。 你可以從兩個腦子中選一個給你。醫生告訴病人，一個心理學家的大腦1000美元，一個政治家的大腦10000美元。 病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，政治家的大腦好一些嗎?他問。 醫生說，不是好一些，只是沒有用過。

　　關於經典英文笑話集四

　　A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. The balding man then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying them all.

　　His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

　　"But why?" asks the man.

　　"I'm a divorce lawyer."

　　關於經典英文笑話集五

　　Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.

　　老師：如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的兩半，我能得到幾塊兒?湯米：四塊。老師：那我要是再切兩次，我能得到什麼呢?湯米：漢堡。