英語節黑板報

　　一些學校制定英語節是為了提高同學們學習英語的熱情，今天小編就為大家推薦一些關於英語節的黑板報圖片及相關資料，希望對大家有幫助。

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　　資料：英語小笑話

　　1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一個城市裡的遊客來到一個小鄉村，在鄉間路上開著車，想看看農莊是什麼樣子，也想看看農夫怎樣種田過日子。這位城裡人看見一位農夫在宅後的草地上，手中抱著一頭豬，並把它舉得高高的，好讓它能夠吃到樹上的蘋果。城裡人對農夫說，"我看你的豬挺喜歡吃蘋果的，但是，這不是很浪費時間嗎?"那位農夫回答說，"時間對豬有什麼意義?"

　　2.The mean man's party

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party.Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment,he said,"Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow.When the door open,push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well,gosh," was the reply,"You're not coming empty-hangded,are you?吝嗇鬼請客

　　一個出了名的吝嗇鬼終於決定要請一次客了.他在向一個朋友解釋怎麼找到他家時說：“你上到五樓,找中間那個門,然後用你的胳膊肘按門鈴.門開了之後,再用你的腳把門推開.”

　　“為什麼要用我的肘和腳呢?”

　　“你的雙手得拿禮物啊.天哪,你總不會空著手來吧?”吝嗇鬼回答.

　　I think that I'm a chicken

　　 your problem?

　　Patient:I think I'm a chicken.

　　 long has this been going on?

　　 since I was an egg!

　　精神病醫師：你哪裡不舒服?

　　病人：我認為我是一隻雞.