英語節黑板報資料
英語作為一門國際性語言,其地位的重要性不容忽視。今天小編就為大家推薦一些關於英語節的黑板報資料,希望大家喜歡。
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:英語小笑話
一、
Boxing and Running Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight." Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box." Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
拳擊和賽跑
丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友:“這是一個粗暴的世界,所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。” 朋友:“如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大,健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?” 丹:“我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑呢。”
二、
Old Farmer Johnson was dying.The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he said to his wife:"When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."
Wife:"No,I can't marry anyone after you."
Johnson:"But I want you to."
Wife:"But why?"
Johnson:"Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!"
譯文:
老農約翰遜就要死了.他的家人都站在床邊.他聲音低沉地對妻子說:“我死後,我想你嫁給農夫瓊斯.”
妻子說:“不,在你死後,我不能嫁給任何人.”
約翰遜:“但我希望你這麼做.”
妻子:“為什麼?”
約翰遜:“因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我.”
三、
I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"
"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什麼用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒有,老師.可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵裡進,一個耳朵裡出,所以我要把它堵在裡面.”