經典四年級英語笑話品析

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　　四年級英語笑話品析

　　用了一根棍子，就進了監獄***中英***

　　David St. John, 37，was the victim last week of what police say was a terrible mistake.

　　37歲的大衛·斯特·約翰，上週成了警察犯的一個大錯誤的犧牲品。

　　The two Hayward police officers used their batons to hit St. John, who they didn' t realize was blind，after mistaking his collapsible cane for an illegal martial arts weapon, said Lt. Mitchell Penn, the police department' s internal affairs officer.

　　警察署的內務警官米切爾·潘說，兩名看守警察用警棍打了約翰先生，因為他們沒有注意到約翰是一位盲人，錯把他的摺疊柺杖當作了一種違法的兩節棍。

　　"It was a very regrettable incident,” Penn said Tuesday. "But from what I've seen so far it's not a case of overzealous officers. They had no idea he was blind-they were extremely upset when they found out.”

　　“這是一樁讓人非常抱歉的案子。”潘在星期二時說:“但從我們所分析的情況來看，這不是由於警員過於認真造成的，而是他們確實不知道他是盲人—當他們知道真實情況後，後悔末及。”

　　Field training officer Eric Ristram said St. John placed in his pants pocket what appeared to be a nunchaku, a martial arts weapon consisting of two round sticks of wood connect by a chain.

　　野外訓練軍官伊瑞克·瑞斯姆說:“約翰褲兜裡放著一個東西，看上去像是一根兩節棍，它是由兩個可旋轉的木棍組成的，中間被一條鏈連著。”

　　The officers thought the man could see their uniforms so they didn't identify themselves when they told St. John to hand over the contents of his pockets. St. John said later he thought he was about to be mugged.

　　警官在讓約翰交出兜裡的東西時，以為約翰可以通過他制服來判斷他的身份，所以沒有出示證件，而約翰說他還以為自己遭劫了呢。

　　經典的四年級英語笑話

　　所謂真正的“結婚禮物”***中英***

　　A friend of mine claims this happened to a friend of hers:

　　我的一個朋友告訴我，這件事發生在她的一個朋友的身上。

　　She had a wedding to go to, and needed a wedding gift. Aha, thought she，I have that monogrammed silver tray from my wedding that I never use. I’11 just take it to a silversmith and have him remove my monogram and put hers on it. Voila, one cheap wedding present.

　　她要去參加一個婚禮，需要帶一份結婚禮物，她一想，“啊!有了，我結婚的時候收到了一個刻有名字的銀盤，我還沒有用過，我可以去找銀匠，讓他磨掉我的名字換上我朋友的名字，就是它了!一個實惠的結婚禮物。”

　　So she took it to the silversmith and asked him to remove her monogram and put the new one on. The silversmith took a look at the tray，shook his head，and said，.Lady, you can only do this so many times!”

　　於是她帶著銀盤去找銀匠，問他能不能磨掉上面的名字，換上一個新的。銀匠看盤子，搖了搖頭說:“夫人，你已經這麼做了無數次了吧。”

　　關於四年級英語笑話

　　我們會在九點到五點之間到達***中英***

　　A Russian fellow has saved and saved and finally can purchase an automobile. He goes to the state store to order his car and is informed that it will be delivered in ten years. The man then asks:

　　一個俄國人不停地攢錢，最後他終於可以買車了，他來到了國營百貨店訂汽車，卻被告之:汽車io年後才會送到，於是這個男的問:

　　"Will it be here in the morning or the aftermoon?"

　　“會在上午還是下午送到?”

　　"Why are you concerned? It’s quite some time from now.”

　　“你有什麼可以擔心的呢?從現在起還很長的一段時間呢。”

　　"Because the plumber is coming in the morning.

　　“因為管子工會在早晨到。”