有關長點的英語笑話精選

　　笑話給予我們快感，是通過把一個充滿能量和緊張度的有意識過程轉化為一個輕鬆的無意識過程。本文是有關長點的英語笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　有關長點的英語笑話：Singles Bar

　　A young man struck up a conversation with a young lass in a singles bar.

　　All went well until he mentioned that he was a dentist, at which point she lost interest.

　　The next evening and again the next, pretty much the same thing happened.

　　Finally on the fourth night the bartender, who had overheard much of what hadtranspired, took the dentist aside and explained that this was primarily a lawyers' hangout and most of the women patrons seemed to prefer them.

　　The dentist took the hint and told the next young woman he found attractive that he was a partner at Babble, Grabble and Scrabble.

　　She was enthusiastic and before long he happily found himself testing the softness of her feather bed.

　　As he gave way to the delights of the moment he thought "Hey, this is great. I've only been a lawyer for an hour and a half and I'm already screwing someone."

　　Submitted by Calamjo

　　Edited by Yisman

　　有關長點的英語笑話：Lawyers vacation

　　For six years, the young attorney had worked incredibly long hours in his quest to make partner, and had taken only brief respites at a nearby country inn.

　　During his last, brief visit, he had a moment of passion with the innkeeper's daughter.

　　Having done little but stare at the walls of his office since then, he looked forward to his next trip to the inn, in the hope that they could pick up where they left off.

　　Finally, he had another chance to take a couple of days off.

　　Excited, he hauled his suitcase up the stairs of the inn, then stopped short.

　　There sat his lover with an infant on her lap!

　　"Why didn't you call me when you learned you were pregnant?" he asked.

　　"You know I would have have done the right thing, we could have been married. I would be a good provider."

　　"Well," she said, "when my folks found out about my condition, we sat up all night talkin' and talkin' and decided it would be better to have a bastard in the family than a lawyer."

　　Submitted by Curtis

　　Edited by Yisman

　　有關長點的英語笑話：Where's my Rolex

　　A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Jag XK-8 in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

　　As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Jag.

　　The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and it wasn't more than 5 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

　　Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started screaminghysterically.

　　His Jag, which he had just picked up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the body shop tried to make it new again.

　　After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disgust and disbelief.

　　"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else."

　　"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

　　The cop replied, "Didn't you know that your left arm is missing from the elbow down? It must have been torn off when the truck hit you."

　　"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"