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　　雙人對話英語笑話：哭泣的飼養員

　　A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

　　一名參觀動物園的遊客注意到一名飼養員正躲在角落裡默默地哭泣。他問是怎麼回事，別人告訴他大象死了。

　　"Fond of him，was he?"the visitor asked.

　　“他很喜歡那頭大象，是吧?”遊客問道。

　　"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

　　“並非如此，”那人回答說，“他負責給大象挖墓穴。”

　　雙人對話英語笑話：省錢

　　Henry was from the United States and he had come to London for a holiday.

　　亨利是個美國人，他到倫敦來度假。

　　One day he was not feeling well, so he went to the clerk at the desk of his hotel and said,"I want to see doctor. Can you give me the name of a good one?"

　　有一天他感到身體不舒服，於是走到旅館服務檯對服務員說:“我想看病，你能給我推薦一位好醫生嗎?”

　　The clerk looked in a book and then said , "Dr. Kenneth Grey , 61010."

　　服務員查閱了一下本子，然後說:“肯尼思·格雷醫生，61010。"

　　Henry said，"Thank yon very much. Is he expensive?"

　　亨利說:“非常感謝，他收費貴嗎?”

　　"Well, "the clerk answered, "he always charges his patients two pounds for their first visit to him, and one pound and 50 pennies for later visits."

　　“喔，”服務員回答說:“他對初診患者收費兩英鎊，複診收費一點五英鎊。”

　　Henry decided to save 50 pennies, so when he went to see the doctor, he said，"I've come again,doctor."

　　亨利想節省五十便士，所以他去看病時對醫生說:“我又來了，醫生。”

　　For a few seconds the doctor looked at his face carefully without saying anything.

　　醫生仔細端詳著他的面孔，幾秒鐘沒說話。

　　Then he nodded and said，"Oh，yes. "He examined him and then said, "Everything's going as it should do. Just continue with the medicine I gave you last time."

　　然後點點頭說:“哦，是的。”給他做完檢查以後，醫生說:“病情發展正常。繼續服用上次我給你開的藥吧。”