關於兩人對話版英語笑話

　　民間笑話故事像神話小說等民間文學一樣，是廣大勞動人民在長期的生產勞動和與自然界作鬥爭的過程中，以口頭形式創作和傳承的文學體裁。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?

　　A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl.

　　魚網

　　你能告訴我魚網是什麼做的嗎，安? 老師發問道。

　　把許多小孔用繩子栓在一起就成了魚網了。小女孩回答道。

　　篇2

　　George comes from school on the first of September.

　　George, how did you like your new teacher? asked his mother.

　　I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too.....

　　新老師

　　9月1日，喬治放學回到家裡。

　　喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎? 媽媽問。

　　媽媽，我不喜歡，因為她說3加3得6, 可後來又說2加4也得6。

　　篇3

　　In the Eden,Adam told the God:”I’m lonely,I need a company.”

　　“Ok,”said the God,”I will give U a perfect woman,beautiful smart and gentle.She will cook clean and do everything for U,without any complaint and question.”

　　“Sounds good,”Adam said,”But,to make such a good lady,WHAT is the cost?”

　　“One arm and One leg.”

　　“OH,expensive!”after thought for a while,Adam asked:”How about just one RIB?”

　　在天堂裡,亞當對上帝說:”我太寂寞了,我須要一個人陪我.”

　　“好的”,上帝答到.”我將要給你一個完美的女人,美麗,聰明而且溫柔,她將毫無怨言地為你燒飯,為你做一切事情.”

　　“那太好了.” 亞當說道.”但是,要做出這麼一個完美的女士,我須要付出什麼呢?”

　　“一隻手和一條腿.”

　　“噢,那代價太大了!”想了一會,亞當接著問:” 一根肋骨怎麼樣?”

　　篇4

　　兔寶寶：媽咪，我是從哪兒來的呢?

　　Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.

　　兔媽媽：等你長大點再告訴你。

　　Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.

　　兔寶寶：噢媽咪，現在就告訴我吧，求您了。

　　Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat.

　　兔媽媽：如果你一定要知道，那我告訴你你是從魔術師的帽子裡被拽出來的。

　　篇5

　　“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

　　我幫來購物的女士包好東西后，問道：“是付現金、支票還是記賬呢?” 當她找錢包的時候，我注意到她的包包裡竟放著一個電視遙控器。

　　“Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked.

　　我問：“你一直都隨身帶電視遙控器的嗎?”

　　“No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”

　　她回答說：“不是啦。但我老公不樂意跟我一起來購物，所以我決定拿走他的遙控器來懲罰他。”

　　篇6

　　Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老師：彼得!你說說，世界上什麼最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher: What?Eyelids? 老師：什麼?眼皮? Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world. 彼得：是的，老師。因為我眼睛一閉，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了。