英語簡短笑話大全爆笑

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　　爆笑英語簡短笑話篇1

　　A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: "Mom - flunked***不及格，失敗*** all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepare Pop."

　　Two days later he received a response: "Pop prepared. Prepare yourself."

　　校園裡流傳著這樣的故事：一個學生一次給父母拍了一份電報，上面寫著：“媽媽，我所有功課都不及格，被學校開除。讓爸爸做好準備。”

　　兩天以後，他收到了回電：“爸爸已準備好。你自己做好準備吧!”

　　爆笑英語簡短笑話篇2

　　Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.

　　格拉斯哥的勞裡教授在門上貼了這樣一個通知：“勞裡教授今天不會他的班。” 一個學生讀了通知後，擦掉了字母“c”。 後來勞裡教授來了，也想開開玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。

　　爆笑英語簡短笑話篇3

　　Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

　　"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.

　　"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.

　　麥克上學遲到了。他對布萊克老師說：“對不起，老師，今天早上我遲到了。因為我在夢裡觀看了一場球賽。”

　　“為什麼它會讓你遲到呢?”老師問道。

　　“因為這兩個隊都沒有能力獲勝，所以就持續的時間長了。”麥克回答說。

　　爆笑英語簡短笑話篇4

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on***溺愛，寵愛*** him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum***亂髮脾氣*** . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.

　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"

　　"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養。他的父親知道這一點，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什麼不是哭，就是鬧。

　　他第一天上學才離開祖母的懷抱。約翰放學了，他奶奶在門口接他並問道：“學校怎麼樣?你過的好嗎?哭了沒有?”

　　“哭?”約翰問，“不，我沒哭，可老師哭了。”