搞笑幽默英語故事

　　不喜歡的英語的人，在學習起來的時候特別煩躁，從而英語成績一直上不去。學英語的時候為何不加點樂趣進去呢?小編在此獻上英語小故事，希望對你有所幫助。

　　英語故事帶翻譯：愚蠢的父親和兒子

　　Mr Smith and his son Jim rent a boat from Mr Green. They find a very good place and catch a lot of fish. Now it is late and they are going home.

　　史密斯先生和他的兒子吉姆，從格林先生那裡租了一條船。他們找到了一個非常好的地方並抓到了許多魚。天色已經很晚了，他們要回家了。

　　Jim says, “I’ll come here again tomorrow.”

　　吉姆說：“我明天還要再來這裡。”

　　“Yes, me too.” say his father. “But how can we get back and find the right place again?” “I can make a mark on the side of the boat.” Jim answers.“

　　是的，我也是。”他的父親說。“但是我們怎麼回來並找到正確的地方呢?”“我可以在船的一側做個記號。”吉姆回答道

　　The father laughs and says, “No, that’s foolish! Mr Green won’t give us the same boat next time.”

　　父親大笑說道：“不那太愚蠢了!格林先生下次不會給我們同一條船的。”

　　英語故事帶翻譯：一名老師

　　A teacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.

　　一名教師因為闖紅燈被開***。她到了交通法庭後，要求法官先處理她的案子，因為她要趕回去上課。

　　The judge looked at her sternly and said,"So, you’re a school teacher? I am aboutambition. You sit down at that table over there and write'I went through a red light'500 times!"

　　法官嚴厲地看著她說：“你是老師啊，那我終於可以實現我這輩子的願望了。你坐到桌子那邊去，寫500遍‘我闖紅燈了’!”

　　英語故事帶翻譯：你如此愚蠢

　　Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing mytemper with people.

　　病人：醫生，你得幫幫我。我壓力很大，總是沖人發脾氣。

　　Doctor: Tell me about your problem.

　　醫生：跟我說說你的問題。

　　Patient: I just did, stupid!

　　病人：我剛跟你說過，你這個***!