最難的英語腦筋急轉彎及答案

　　英語腦筋急轉彎的難度可能取決於你懂多少的英文，看看下面的題目你都懂嗎?下面就是小編給大家帶來的，希望大家喜歡!

　　一：

　　Questions:

　　1.On the way to the bank, Mr. Green met three of his

　　friends.Each of them had his wife with him and each

　　of the ladies had two babies in her arms.How many people

　　are going to the bank

　　格林先生在去銀行的路上碰到三個好朋友,每人都帶了太太,每個

　　太太懷裡都抱著兩個孩子,請問共有多少人前往銀行

　　2.My mother and my father had a baby.It wasn't my brother

　　nor my sister.Who was it

　　我父母生有一個孩子,既非我兄弟亦非我姐妹,這個孩子是誰呢

　　3.Why do birds fly south

　　鳥為何往南飛

　　Keys:

　　1.Only Mr. Green. The other people may not be going to the bank.

　　只有格林先生一人,其他的人不一定去銀行.

　　2.It was me.

　　是我.

　　3.It's too far to walk.

　　走去太遠了.

　　二：

　　1. i wish i were what i was when i wished i were what i am.

　　2. i wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, i won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

　　3. i wish you were a fish in my dish

　　4. if two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

　　5. if you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.

　　6. it's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in! 32. little red lorry

　　7. miss smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

　　8. never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!

　　9. nothing is worth thousands of deaths.

　　10. picky people pick peter pan peanut butter. peter pan peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

　　11. ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

　　12. she said she should sit.

　　13. shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.

　　三：

　　英語笑話故事：Boondock Baby

　　A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.

　　It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby.

　　The child did so, the mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.

　　The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.

　　"Hit him again," the 5-year-old said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!"

　　四：

　　Questions:

　　1.If you throw a stone into the Red Sea,what will it become

　　假如你把一塊石頭扔進紅海,它會變得怎麼樣

　　2.If two's company and three's a crowd,what's four and five

　　假如兩個是伴,三個一夥,那麼四個和五個呢

　　3.If you took three big apples from a basket or ten apples, how many apples would you have

　　假如你從盛有10個蘋果的籃子裡拿走3個大蘋果,那麼你有多少個

　　蘋果

　　Keys:

　　1.Wet

　　會變溼.

　　2.Nine.

　　是九.

　　3.You took three apples and you would certainly have three apples.

　　你拿了三個蘋果,當然就有三個.

　　Notes:

　　2pany/>k***mp+ni/ n.伴侶,夥伴

　　Four and five is nine四加五等於九

　　英語繞口令

　　1 The man with fair hair dare not repair their chairs there because there is a bear there.

　　金髮男子不敢在那修他們的椅子因為有隻熊在那兒。

　　2 Good cookies could be cooked by a good cook if a good cook could cook good cookies.

　　好的曲奇餅出自好的廚師如果這個廚師可以烤出好的曲奇餅。

　　3 She sells sea shlls on the seashore .The seashells she sells are seashells ,she is sure.

　　她在海邊賣貝殼。她確定，她賣的貝類是貝殼。

　　4 A bitter biting bittern bit a better brother bittern, and the bitter better bittern bit the bitter bittern back. And the bitter bittern, bitten, by the better bitten bittern, said: “I’m a bitter biter bit, alack!

　　史上最牛的英語繞口令:一隻沮喪而尖刻的麻鵲咬了它兄弟一口，而沒有它那麼沮喪的兄弟又咬它一口。那隻被咬的沮喪麻鵲對它的兄弟說：“我是一隻充滿怨恨的麻鵲!我害人終害己了!

　　5 How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

　　如果一隻美洲旱獺會扔木頭,那麼會扔多少木頭呢?

　　6 Ann sent Andy ten hens and Andy sent Ann ten pens。

　　安給安迪送了10只母雞，安迪給安送了10支鋼筆。

　　7 Canners can can what they can can but can not can things can't be canned。

　　罐頭工人能夠把他們能做成罐頭的東西製成罐頭，但是不能把無法制成罐頭的東西製成罐頭。

　　8 Good cookies could be cooked by a good cook if a good cook could cook good cookies。

　　如果一位好的廚師能做出美味小甜品的話，那麼好吃的小甜品是能夠由這位廚師製作出來的。

　　9 Jenny and Jimmy went to Jamaica and Germany in January, but Joan and John went to Jordan and Japan in June and July。

　　詹妮和吉米一月去了牙買加和德國，而瓊和約翰在六、七月去了約旦和日本。

　　10 A cricket critically cricked at a critical cricket match, and so this cricket quitted the cricket match quickly。

　　一隻蟋蟀在一場關鍵性鬥蟋比

　　英語笑話故事：Drink like a fish

　　A guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.

　　All during the sit-down dinner, the host's three-year-old girl stared at her father's boss sitting across from her. The girl could hardly eat her food for staring.

　　The man checked his tie, felt his face for food, patted his hair in place, but nothing stopped her from staring at him. He tried his best to ignore her but, finally it was too much for him.

　　He asked her, "Why are you staring at me.?"

　　Everyone at the table had noticed her behaviour and the table went quiet for her response.

　　The little girl said, "My Daddy said you drink like a fish and I don't want to miss it!"
 

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