簡單搞笑的英語自我介紹

　　自我介紹 是每一個人都必然要經歷的一件事情，只不過，有的人一年用不上幾次，而有的人則一個星期可能需要做N次。那麼你知道搞笑的英語自我介紹怎麼說嗎?接下來小編帶你瞭解一下。

　　篇【1】

　　I am a lively, sunny, ambitious, handsome boy, this year 12 years old, just graduated from the primary school, my name is xxx.. I am the most important character is modest, every turn tail man.

　　I have a slim eyebrows, shifty-eyed... Can some eye.. in a word, I had it all. Is it special? I was handsome, in a word; love everyone, see flowers bloom, car see car tire, see tire burst.

　　I have a round head, a head of comely thin hair, with a positive Zhang Junjun Qiao Qiao lovely handsome pretty standard Chinese characters face.

　　I love sports, love playing badminton; like eating; hate the most is to write many difficult to write and write the words. I love the song is "War Within Three Kingdoms"; the love book is a comic book; love watching the TV cartoon; fear most is to eat meat the East West, the love is to play the game.

　　My body is very good, very slim body, maintain 2 years of 30 kilograms, and the smallest girl in our class. Oh, this is me. I thank you very well!

　　篇【2】

　　HI! Good students, my name is Mo Xiaobei, after middle school and everyone, I'm really happy. Let me introduce myself to you. A round face, a bundle of Masson, this image has been with my primary school for 6 years. I am 12 years old this year, is already a at the beginning of the birth, but always cannot escape this childish face.

　　My main hobby is reading. Speaking of reading, I have a little story! When the primary school grade 5, I look at the table to buy a book "La Traviata", I yearn for this book for a long time, but my father has not agreed to my request. I have a strong self-esteem, from childhood to almost no for others, this time, I had to bite the bullet, asked him to borrow. Who knows, he said can be, to get my "Troy > exchange with him, I had to give him the book, to the" La Traviata to him.

　　I was crying out love. Oh, you can not laugh, this is my hobby! Pets die, bullying, cry cry!! the exam is not good, cry! Reading to see the touching, nose acid, and down two rows of "peas". However, I don't think embarrassed. I love the saying "when the laugh and laugh, cry cry when, without disguise. Frank.

　　I hate to say, a number of sports. Sports performance has been good so far. The softball can throw four or five meters, examination results from not 70 points. This shortcoming, I must change. I would like to introduce myself, you will love me?

　　篇【3】

　　X year X month X day, today is sunny to cloudy weather, the temperature of 10~20, air pollution index, it is suitable for outing in love, in such a good weather blinding, I'm very happy to see you, to the teacher, all male students all female students, all male teacher all female teacher and all the male principals and all female principals.

　　I live in the solar system, according to the center of the sun from the sun is 149 million 600 thousand kilometers, ranked third on the planet, its equatorial diameter is 6378.2 km, the size of the planet in the fifth column of the earth, the accurate address for the Eurasian plate plate largest earth seven plate, located in the eastern part of the Eurasian continent, the Pacific West Bank the national Chinese boundary of Himalaya Range topped, the Himalayas is the highest mountain in the world, indeed, I came home from school every day to climb to climb the light for 5 minutes, the higher up the hot weather. But my dad said my birthday this year, he should have been in a lift, so I no Waste too much time in the mountains. I am a girl ***my man***, so a lot of love, I'm good at English, I memorized 27 letters, and foreigners speak fluent, he didn't know what I'm saying. I also love to see Disney movie "Affandi", I also love playing tennis, playing tennis with the badminton, I have broken the do not know a few pounds.