關於萬聖節的英文笑話

　　冷笑話是一種新興的語言現象,也是一種出現在我們身邊的不可忽視的新的語言現象。冷笑話不同於一般笑話,它以其獨特的制笑機制,能瞬間創造出一種特殊的氛圍。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　The Cemetery Shortcut

　　為抄近路走墓地

　　Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

　　萬聖節派對過後，兩男人圖個樂呵，打算抄近路穿過墓地回家。

　　Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

　　走到墓地中央時，他們被從迷霧中傳來的“答、答、答”聲驚嚇到了。

　　Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

　　正當兩人害怕得渾身顫抖時，他們看到是個老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子，在一塊墓石上鑿著什麼。

　　"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

　　“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口氣說，“你把我們嚇得半死啊，我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那麼晚了你在這裡做什麼?”

　　"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"

　　“那幫白痴!”老頭抱怨道，“他們把我名字拼錯啦!”

　　篇2

　　Why did the vampire***吸血鬼*** go to the orthodontist***正牙醫生***?To improve his bite...

　　What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?Frostbite...

　　Why do witches use brooms to fly on?Because vacuum cleaners***真空吸塵器*** are too heavy...

　　How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?With scare spray...

　　Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?Because they don't have any body to go out with...

　　What did one ghost say to the other ghost?"Do you believe in people?"

　　What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?A cereal killer...

　　Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?They're so wrapped up in themselves...wrapped up in

　　What kind of streets do zombies***蛇神*** like the best?Dead ends...

　　What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?Fasten your sheet belts...

　　What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?A blood vessel...

　　What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?A scareplane...

　　What type of dog do vampire's like the best?Bloodhounds...

　　What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?A stake sandwich...

　　What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?A trombone***長號***...

　　What do birds give out on Halloween night?Tweets***小鳥啼叫***...

　　Why do vampires need mouthwash?They have bat breath...

　　What's a vampire's favorite fast food?A guy with very high blood pressure...