初中新年英語手抄報圖片

　　快到新年啦!Good luck, good health, hood cheer. I wish you a happy New Year.英語對我們來說很重要，那麼你們是否會去做一張英語手抄報呢?下面是由小編整理的英語手抄報相關內容，希望能夠幫到你們：

　　英語笑話一

　　Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

　　Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.

　　That's fine, roared the boss, but where were you Monday and Tuesday?

　　鮑勃晚上失眠。他去看醫生，醫生給他開了一些強力安眠藥。

　　星期天晚上鮑勃吃了藥，睡得很好，在鬧鐘響之前就醒了過來。他到了辦公室，遛達進去，對老闆說：我今天早上起床一點麻煩都沒有。

　　好啊!老闆吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪兒去了?

　　英語笑話二

　　Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight.

　　Friend: But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box.

　　Dan: I’m teaching him how to run, too.

　　丹在教他的兒子怎樣拳擊。他告訴他的朋友：這是一個粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的兒子怎麼去拼搏。

　　朋友：如果他碰上的對手是一個比他高大，健壯而且也會拳擊的人怎麼辦?

　　丹：我也會教他怎麼樣賽跑。