對話式的英語笑話閱讀

　　笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特徵。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。小編精心收集了對話式的英語笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　對話式的英語笑話篇1

　　I Made Granny Glad

　　A teacher is telling her students the importance of making others glad. “Now, children,” she says“Did you make someone else glad?”

　　“Please, teacher,” says a small boy, “I made someone glad yesterday.”

　　“Well done. Who was that?” The teacher says.

　　“My granny.” The boy says.

　　“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.” The teacher says.

　　“I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her for three hours. Then I said to her, ‘Granny, I’m going home.’ And she said, “well. I’m glad!”

　　我讓奶奶高興了

　　一位教師正在對學生將使人高興的重要性。“聽著，孩子們，”他說：“你們曾讓別人高興過嗎?”

　　“我，老師，”一個男孩子說，“昨天我就使別人高興過。”

　　“做得好。是誰呢?”老師說。

　　“我奶奶。”小男孩說。

　　“好孩子。現在告訴我們，你是怎樣使你奶奶高興的?”老師問道。

　　“是這樣的，老師。昨天我去看她，在她那兒呆了3個小時。然後我對她說：“奶奶，我要回家了。”她說：“啊，我很高興。”

　　對話式的英語笑話篇2

　　A:How do you spell “pig".你怎麼拼寫pig

　　B:P-I-G.P-I-G.

　　A:What?P-U-G?什麼?P-U-G?

　　B:No,P-I-G.I.不是的,P-I-G.是'I'

　　A:U.

　　B:I.I ***字母I,也有“我”的意思***

　　A:Yes,you!pig.是呀,我是說“你”嘛,豬!

　　對話式的英語笑話篇3

　　A:Do you like broccoli***菠菜***?

　　B:No,I don't.

　　A:Do you like carrots?

　　B:No,I don't.

　　A:Do you like ice cream?

　　B:Yes,I do.

　　A:Great!This is broccoli ice cream.

　　對話式的英語笑話篇4

　　A：Psst!

　　B:What?

　　A:What's this in English?

　　B:It's a watch.

　　A:How do you spell that?

　　B:T-H-A-T!

　　對話式的英語笑話篇5

　　***Today is December 3rd.***

　　 birthday!

　　 you so much!

　　 you having a fun birthday?

　　.

　　?

　　 today isn't my birthday!