關於節日的英語笑話

　　愚人節的英語笑話

　　1. why are people tired on april fool's day? ***愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?***

　　答：because they have just had a long march. *** 因為他們剛過了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍***

　　2.what weather do mice and rats fear? ***老鼠害怕什麼天氣?***

　　答：when it's raining cats and dogs.***下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 ***

　　3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? ***狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?***

　　答：when their masters go to the flea market.***主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 ***

　　4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? ***哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?***

　　答：are you asleep? ***你睡著了嗎***

　　5.what tree is always very sad? ***那種樹總是很傷心?***

　　答：weeping willow. *** 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹***

　　6.when can you get water with a net? ***什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?***

　　答：when water is turned into ice. ***當水結成冰時***

　　7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?

　　答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一隻肉豬。

　　8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?

　　答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。

　　9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?

　　答："what does y-e-s spell?" ***當別人問你***“yes”怎麼拼?

　　10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?

　　答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中

　　聖誕節英語笑話

　　1.What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?

　　Merry Christmas to ewe***發音同you***!

　　綿羊在聖誕節會對其它同伴說什麼?

　　母羊聖誕節快樂。***祝你聖誕節快樂***

　　2.What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?

　　Your teeth!

　　把什麼放進聖誕大餐上最好。

　　你的牙齒。

　　3.Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?

　　So you can say "Merry Crispness"!

　　為什麼聖誕節都要吃大餐?

　　因為你就可以說“吃得快樂”

　　4.Knock Knock.

　　Who's there?

　　Mary.

　　Mary who?

　　Mary Christmas!

　　咚咚咚。

　　誰呀

　　瑪麗

　　哪個Mary?

　　5.A definition of time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.

　　聖誕節的定義：人人都為聖誕老人瘋狂。

　　What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?

　　My POP is bigger than yours!

　　一個聖誕節爆竹會對另一個聖誕節爆竹說什麼?

　　我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大

　　6.What comes at the end of Christmas Day?

　　The letter "Y"!

　　聖誕節Christmas Day最後的是什麼?

　　字母Y