幽默罵人的英文句子閱讀
罵人語,又叫粗話,是民間俚語的一種。下面是小編帶來的幽默罵人的英文句子，歡迎閱讀!
幽默罵人的英文句子精選
1.we two who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰阿
2.how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你?
3.you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you , too.
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up !
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上!
5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝
6.you me you me
彼此彼此
7.You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!
8.know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…
9.WATCH SISTER
表妹
10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’son can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞!
11.American Chinese not enough
美中不足
12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
車禍現場描述
13.heart flower angry open
心花怒放
14.go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過
15.小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16.If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條
17.I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
18.you have two down son。
你有兩下子。
19.as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠!!!!
20.I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉
Got into the gene pool while lifeguard wasn't watching.
他肯定是趁救生員不備，跳進基因池。
A room temperature IQ.
IQ值簡直和室溫一樣高。***室內夏天的最高溫度才多少啊。。。。***
During evolution,his ancestors were in the control group.
進化時，他的祖先肯定是當權派。***要不是走後門，他怎麼有機會進化成人? ***
Has two brains;one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
他有兩個大腦，一個丟了，另一個去找去了。***沒腦子了啊***
He's so dense,the light bends around his.
他太蠢了，光碰到他多要拐向走。
If he were any more stupid,he'd have to be watered twice a week.
如果他再笨點兒，就要一週給他澆兩次水了。***把他當植物來。***
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge,but he just gargled.
人家暢飲智慧之泉，他只是拿來漱了漱口。***所以完全沒喝過***
It takes him an-hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes".
他要花一個半小時來觀察一個小時。
He sets low personal standards and then consistently fail to achieve them.
他給自己設定的標準很低，但每次還是達不到。
If you gave him a penny for his thoughts,you'd get change.
如果你用一分錢買他的想法，你還能拿到找零的。
he was ogling her.
***他在挑逗她。***
what a pervert!
***變態!***
ogle “眉目傳情”。
變態”。
pervert “陷入歧途的人”、
what a dirty old man! it’s sexual harassment!
***性騷擾!***
what a nasty man!
nasty “下流的”、 “變態的”。
你我私下說說， 我可受不了他。
mr. jones seems somewhat strange.
***瓊斯先生看上去有點怪。***
between you and me. i can’t stand him.
***你我私下說說， 我可受不了他。***
somewhat “有點”、 “有些”。
between you and me “你我私下說說”、 “你我之間的悄悄話”。stand “忍受”、 “忍耐”。
just between us, i really dislike him.
dislike “不喜歡”。
don’t tell anyone, but i can’t tolerate him.
***你別告訴任何人， 我可受不了他。***
tolerate “忍耐”、 “忍受”。
我很生他的氣。
how do you like working with mr. smith?
***和史密斯先生一起工作， 感覺如何?***
i’m quite disgusted with him.
***我很生他的氣。***
幽默罵人的英文句子學習
1. Playing with fire 找死
2. Pervert !變態、流氓
3. Brag ! 吹牛
4. Bullshit! 廢話
5. Play dumb. 裝傻
6. Shameless!無恥
7. Fighting one’s own.起內訌
8. Lucky bastard! 狗屎運
9. Crass.沒風度
10. Wise up!別傻了
11. I am dead. 死定了
11. Don’t play innocent!別裝蒜!
12. You are dreaming.你做夢!
13. Behave!安分點 !
14. You’re so lame!你真笨!
15. That’s rubbish!胡扯!
16. No need!免了吧!
17. Blood and gore.很噁心
18. Go to hell.***!
19. Have some decency!正經點
20. Make up your mind!乾脆點