搞笑的英文笑話大全

　　冷笑話是近幾年新興的一種語言現象,它輕鬆詼諧、別具一格,給我們緊張的生活增添了幾分輕鬆的情趣,它一出現便受到了大多數人的喜愛。小編精心收集了搞笑的英文笑話，供大家欣賞學習!

　　搞笑的英文笑話篇1

　　for months i hinted that i needed a new wedding ring, since i had developed an allergy to gold. on my birthday, while i was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. i held my hands up and said, "well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

　　幾個月以來，我一直在向丈夫暗示我需要一枚新的結婚戒指，因為我對黃金有點過敏。生日那天，我正在幹園藝活時，丈夫問我想要什麼禮物，我舉起雙手說：“嗯，你肯定看到了，我的兩手都是光光的。”

　　later that evening i opened my present with enthusiasm. "happy birthday," he said, as i unwrapped***開啟*** a new pair of gardening glove.

　　那天晚上，我滿懷熱情地拆開了丈夫送的禮物，“生日快樂!”他說。我開啟一看：裡面包著一雙園藝手套。

　　搞笑的英文笑話篇2

　　會說話的鐘

　　while proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den***私室，賊窩*** . what is the big brass gong***鑼*** and hammer for? one of his friends asked. that is the talking clock, the man replied. how's it work?

　　一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓，甚是得意。那個大銅鑼和錘子是幹什麼用的?他的一個朋友問他。那玩意兒厲害了，那是一個會說話的鐘，學生回答。這鐘怎麼工作的，他的朋友問。

　　watch, the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, knock it off, you idiot! it's two o'clock in the morning!

　　看著，別眨眼了，那學生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子，拼命地敲了一下，聲音震耳欲聾。突然，他們聽到隔壁牆那邊有人狂叫，別敲了，你這白痴!現在是凌晨兩點鐘了!

　　搞笑的英文笑話篇3

　　a person with six children or a person with $6 million, who is better satisfied? why?

　　一個有六個孩子的人和一個有600萬美元的人，誰更滿足?為什麼?

　　the person with six children of course. because the one with $6 million wants more.

　　當然是有六個孩子的那個，因為有600萬美元那個還想要得更多。

　　搞笑的英文笑話篇4

　　Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.

　　從前有個瞎子。一天，他正在行路時踩著了一隻正在睡覺的狗的腦袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一陣。這人又往前走，這回踩著的是另外一隻狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起來。瞎子以為還是那條狗，驚詫地說：奇怪，這隻狗可真夠長的。