超級爆笑的英語小笑話

　　笑話,是供人們消遣或交際的一種創造性的語言形式,其主要功能是調侃、娛樂或諷刺。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!

　　篇1

　　Whenever my husband, Ben, does minor work on the car，he invites our six-year-old grandson, Jake，to help.

　　每當我丈夫貪，給汽車進行大檢修時，他總是叫我們六歲的孫子傑克來幫助.

　　One day，Jake's Daddy asked him, "What does Grandpa pay you for all that help you give him?"

　　有一天，傑克的爸爸問他:“你幫爺爺幹了那麼多的活，他給了你點什麼?”

　　Hands on hips，Jake Looked at his Daddy in the eye and replied，"Grandpa pays me attention.”

　　傑克雙手放在屁股上，緊盯著爸爸的眼睛，回答說:“爺爺給了我足夠的重視.”

　　篇2

　　同往常一樣，我和朋友外出去跑步。我戴上了我的新皮手套。我告訴我的朋友，這副手套我是花50美元買的.戴上這新的暖融融的手套，很快我就感到兩手出汗了.我把手套摘了下來，放進了口袋裡。望著蔚藍的天空，我的情緒特別好。所以，一路上我和朋友追逐著。

　　I started my uaual running with my friend as I put on my new leather gloves.I told my friend that they cost me 50 dollars. As I felt that my hands were sweating inside the new, warm gloves on the way, I took them off and tucked them into my pockets. The sky was so blue and I was in a good mood，so 1 chased my friend on the road.

　　十分鐘後，當我再想戴手套時，卻發現口袋裡空了。我感到十分沮喪.

　　Ten minutes later when I was going to wear them again, I suddenly realised that my pockets were empty. I felt greatly distressed.

　　後來，我和朋友一起順著原路找手套，在路邊我們找到了一隻。

　　Later，my friend was willing to retrace the route with me，and we found one glove along the road.

　　我的朋友說:“其不錯，現在你只丟了25美元。”

　　"Wow !"said my friend,”now you have only lost $25."

　　篇3

　　"I'll need to see your license and registration,"says the highway patrolman after stopping a middle-aged couple."You were speeding.”

　　高速公路上的警察攔住了一對中年夫婦，說:“我要看看你的駕駛證和車證，你超速了.”

　　"But，officer,"says the husband, "I was way under the speed limit.”

　　“可是，長官，我一直在限制以下的速度開車。”大夫說。

　　"Sir, you were doing 63 in a 55 Zone.”

　　“先生，你在限速55英里的地區開到了63英里。”

　　"I was not speeding!"insists the man. 'Your radar gun must be broken. "

　　“我沒有超速，”那個人堅特說:“你的雷達掃瞄一定有問題了。”

　　At this point, the wife leans over. "It''s no use arguing with him, officer,"she says apologetically."He always gets this stubborn when he's been drinking."

　　這時，他的老婆湊了上來:“警察先生，你不用跟他爭論了，”她帶著抱歉的口氣說:“每一次喝酒，他就變得這麼固執。”