八年級英語笑話帶翻譯

　　冷笑話是近幾年才出現的新興語言現象，它以網路為主要的傳播方式。本文是，希望對大家有幫助!

　　：一雙非常大的手

　　Question: If you have five apples in one hand and six oranges in the other hand, what do you have?

　　Answer: Very BIG hands!

　　問題：假如你一隻手拿了五顆蘋果，另一隻手握著六顆柳橙，那你有什麼?

　　答案：一雙非常大的手。

　　：我只要跑過你

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

　　兩名同伴正穿越一片密林，突然，遠遠地出現一隻老虎，直衝他們跑來。

　　其中一人從包裡取出雙“耐克”鞋，並趕緊換上。另一名同伴帶著錯愕地表情喊著：“你以為你穿上這鞋就能跑過老虎麼?”

　　這名同伴回答說：“我不用跑過老虎，我只要跑過你。”

　　：我只要跑過你

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

　　兩名同伴正穿越一片密林，突然，遠遠地出現一隻老虎，直衝他們跑來。

　　其中一人從包裡取出雙“耐克”鞋，並趕緊換上。另一名同伴帶著錯愕地表情喊著：“你以為你穿上這鞋就能跑過老虎麼?”

　　這名同伴回答說：“我不用跑過老虎，我只要跑過你。”

　　：A physics Examination

　　Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates

　　were thinking it hard.The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then

　　hear the thunderrolls? Nick's answer: Because our eyes are before ears.

　　一次物理考試

　　在一次物理考試時，當同學們都還在苦思冥想時，尼克很快就答好了第一個問題。

　　這個問題是：為什麼在打雷時，我們總是先看到閃電後聽到雷聲?

　　尼克的回答是：因為眼睛在前，耳朵在後。