關於小學英文笑話精選

　　笑話以其短小的篇幅,洗練的文筆,幽默的情節,獨有的魅力吸引著我們每一個人,成為大家茶餘飯後的調味劑。本文是關於小學英文笑話，希望對大家有幫助!

　　關於小學英文笑話：The Toast Is Burned

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted***突然說出*** , "Mom, the toast is burned."

　　"You talked! You talked!" shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"

　　"Well, up till now," said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　關於小學英文笑話：Two Pounds of Plums

　　Mother: I sent my little boy for two pounds of plums and you gave him a pound and a half.

　　Shopkeeper: My scales are all right, madam. Have you weighted your little boy?

　　關於小學英文笑話：I didn't Notice it

　　Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?

　　Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn't notice the other.

　　關於小學英文笑話：I'm Trying to Stop It

　　"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

　　關於小學英文笑話：Where's the father? 父親在哪?

　　Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

　　"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

　　"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"

　　The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously hewas painting the pictures."

　　兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

　　“看，”哥哥說，“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

　　“是啊，”弟弟說道，“可是在所有這些畫中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

　　哥哥想了一會兒，然後解釋道：“很明顯，他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”