外國英語風趣笑話四則

  在日常繁忙的生活,也不要忘記了放鬆自己。下面小編為大家帶來,希望大家喜歡!

  外國英語風趣笑話:一元錢

  The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

  老師問湯姆:“今天早上你為什麼遲到了?”

  "Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.

  “有個人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說。

  "Oh,now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.

  “噢,我知道了,你幫助他找錢了。”老師說。

  "No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

  “我一直站在那一塊錢上,直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說。

  外國英語風趣笑話:洗臉

  Teacher: David,why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

  老師:“戴維,你為什麼不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來你今天一早上吃的是什麼。”

  David: What was it?

  戴維:“我吃什麼了呢?”

  Teacher: Eggs.

  老師:“雞蛋。”

  David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

  戴維:“不對,老師,那是我昨天吃的。”

  外國英語風趣笑話:偉大的科學家

  Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

  老師:“誰能告訴我有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的一些事情呢?

  Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

  學生:“老師,我可以,他們都死了。”

  外國英語風趣笑話:太快與太慢

  A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

  一個男人把車開到了每小時130英里的時速。警察把他攔了一下來。

  “Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”

  “對不起,警官,”司機說,“我是不是開得太快了?”

  “No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

  “沒有,先生,你只是飛得太慢了。”