外國英語風趣笑話四則

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　　外國英語風趣笑話：一元錢

　　The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"

　　老師問湯姆:“今天早上你為什麼遲到了?”

　　"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.

　　“有個人丟了一塊錢。”湯姆回答說。

　　"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.

　　“噢，我知道了，你幫助他找錢了。”老師說。

　　"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.

　　“我一直站在那一塊錢上，直到所有的人都走了。”湯姆回答說。

　　外國英語風趣笑話：洗臉

　　Teacher: David，why don’t you wash your facie`? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning?

　　老師:“戴維，你為什麼不洗洗你的臉呢?我都看得出來你今天一早上吃的是什麼。”

　　David: What was it?

　　戴維:“我吃什麼了呢?”

　　Teacher: Eggs.

　　老師:“雞蛋。”

　　David: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.

　　戴維:“不對，老師，那是我昨天吃的。”

　　外國英語風趣笑話：偉大的科學家

　　Teacher; Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?

　　老師:“誰能告訴我有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的一些事情呢?

　　Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.

　　學生:“老師，我可以，他們都死了。”

　　外國英語風趣笑話：太快與太慢

　　A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police.

　　一個男人把車開到了每小時130英里的時速。警察把他攔了一下來。

　　“Sorry, officer.” Said the driver, “Was I driving too fast?”

　　“對不起，警官，”司機說，“我是不是開得太快了?”

　　“No, sir. You were flying too slow.”

　　“沒有，先生，你只是飛得太慢了。”