六一兒童節好笑的英語笑話
冷笑話作為一種新興的語言現象，越來越受到大家的關注，尤其在網路、雜誌、微博、電影上十分盛行。冷笑話不同於一般的笑話，以其獨特的制笑機制，能瞬間製造出一種特殊氛圍。小編精心收集了，供大家欣賞學習!
篇1
Grandpa: It’s time for dinner Bao Bao. Wash up!
Grandson ***Bao Bao, 12 years old***: Aw Grandpa, I don’t want rice again. Can you take me to KFC tonight? Please?
Grandpa: I suppose so, but you’ll have to show me where it is. We’ll take the bus.
At the counter of KFC…
Grandpa: Why are children so crazy about chicken wings and hamburgers? What’s so good about them?
Grandson: Hmm…hmm. Hey, I’ll take 2 chicken wings and a Coke, OK?
At the table…
Grandpa: Bao Bao, do you like being Chinese or do you sometimes wish you could live in America or Europe?
Grandson: Uh, maybe America, I think the foods there are cool. Why?
Grandpa: Well, when I was your age, I liked to go out with my parents and eat in a Chinese restaurant. We didn’t have chicken wings or the drink with bubbles. We drank tea and we had rice and traditional Chinese dishes.
Grandson: Grandpa, I want some French fries. Can I have some?
Grandpa: Phew…all right! Children are children after all. Bao Bao, do you know what children ate in the past? They ate spring rolls when spring was coming, glutinous rice balls during the Lantern Festival and if they behaved well, their parents would probably buy them small steamed bread made with corn flour…I can still remember the taste, that sweet…
Grandson: I want more chicken wings, can I, Grandpa?
Grandpa: You’ve already eaten too much of that, Bao Bao! A lot of your friends are getting fat too…you know, in the good old days, we…
Grandson: Grandpa, pass the ketchup,‘kay?
爺爺和孫子之間的爆笑對話
親歷快餐
爺爺：寶寶，該吃晚飯了，去洗洗手吧。
孫子***寶寶，12歲***：噢，爺爺，我不想吃米飯!您能帶我去吃肯德基嗎?求您啦!
爺爺：好吧，只是你得告訴我它在哪兒。我們坐公交車去吧。
在肯德基的櫃檯前……
爺爺：為什麼孩子們如此熱衷於雞翅和漢堡呢?有什麼好吃的!
孫子：嗯……我要兩個雞翅和一杯可樂，可以嗎?
在餐桌旁……
爺爺：寶寶，你是喜歡當個中國人，還是有時候會想當個美國人或是歐洲人?
孫子：嗯，也許想當個美國人吧，那裡的食物都很酷。為什麼要問這個?
爺爺：喔，在我像你這麼大時，我喜歡跟我的父母一起去中國餐館吃飯。我們那時沒有雞翅，也沒有這種會冒泡的飲料。我們喝茶，吃米飯和傳統的中國菜。
孫子：爺爺，我想吃薯條，行不行啊?
爺爺：喲，好吧!畢竟是孩子!寶寶，你知道過去的孩子吃什麼嗎?春天來了，他們會吃春捲;元宵節時，他們會吃元宵。如果表現得好，父母還會給他們買玉米麵做的小窩頭……我至今還記得那滋味兒，甜甜的……
孫子：我想再要點雞翅，可以嗎，爺爺?
爺爺：寶寶，你已經吃了不少啦。你的很多朋友都變胖了。你知道嗎?在過去那些好日子裡，我們……
孫子：爺爺，把番茄醬遞給我一下!
Written by Dale & Morgan
篇2
Everybody!Examination is coming tomorrow!同學們，明天就要考試了! Test paper is locked in my drawer!Review your lessons carefully after going back home!試卷就在我抽屜裡鎖著，回家要好好複習功課! Any question?誰還有什麼問題? Yes!Where is the key of the drawer?有!您抽屜的鑰匙在哪兒?
相關文章拓展閱讀：六一國際兒童節的由來
61 children festivals origin as early as in november, 1949, the international democraticwomen's federation held the conference in the former soviet unionmoscow, attended the conference the representative in order toguarantee the world child's right to subsistence, the health carepower and are educated the power, the anti-imperialism war peddlerpoisoned, the maltreatment child, proposed every year on june 1 forthe international children's day suggestion. from then on, every yearon june 1, the various countries' child holds the assembly, celebratesown holiday.
早在1949年11月，國際民主婦女聯合會在前蘇聯莫斯科召開會議，參加會議的代表為了保證全世界兒童的生存權、保健權和受教育權，反對帝國主義戰爭販子毒害、虐待兒童，提出了每年的6月1日為國際兒童節的建議。從此以後，每年的6月1日，各國兒童舉行集會，慶祝自己的節日。
our country was makes the decision in december 23, 1949, stipulationevery year june 1 for the child festival. 1950 on june 1, chairman maozedong also the own handwriting wrote for the child festival topic"celebrates the child festival". this year already was new china hadbeen established after the 52nd child festival. the schoolmates arecelebrating joyfully the holiday time, must frequently keep firmly inmind: today we are the motherland flowers, future will have to makethe socialism building pillar of the state.
我國是在1949年12月23日做出決定，規定每年6月1日為兒童節。1950年的6月1日，毛澤東主席還親筆為兒童節題寫“慶祝兒童節”。今年已是新中國成立之後的第52個兒童節了。同學們在歡度節日的時候，要時刻牢記：今天我們是祖國的花朵，將來要做社會主義大廈的棟樑。
about "child festival origin".
關於“兒童節由來”。
whenever "61" international children's day time, the children alljubilantly are celebrating joyfully own holiday. that smiling face, anintermittent singing sound, has all filled happy and is joyful. butyou whether do know this "61" the festival origin? whether knew thesame year determined child festival time, is because in the world hadthe innumerable youth to take away in the war the immature life.
每當“六一”國際兒童節的時候，孩子們都興高采烈地歡度著自己的節日。那一張張笑臉，一陣陣歌聲，都充滿了幸福和快樂。但是你是否知道這“六一”節的來歷?是否知道當年確定兒童節的時候，是因為世界上有無數的少年兒童在戰爭中被奪去了幼小的生命。
that is in second world war period, in june, 1942, the german fascistgunned down czechoslovakia 利迪 to whip village 16 year old of abovethe masculine citizen 140 person and the complete baby, and detainedthe woman and 90 children toward the concentration camp. in thevillage houses, the building are burned down, an in good conditionvillage on for is destroyed like this by the german fascist.
那是在第二次世界大戰期間，1942年6月，德國法西斯槍殺了捷克利迪策村16歲以上的男性公民140餘人和全部嬰兒，並把婦女和90名兒童押往集中營。村裡的房舍、建築物均被燒燬，好端端的一個村莊就這樣被德國法西斯給毀了。
in order to mourn 利迪 whips the village and the world possesses thechild which dies by accident in the fascist aggressive war, theanti-imperialism war peddler kills by mistreatment and poisons thechild, safeguards the right of the child, in november, 1949 theinternational democratic women's federation held the executivecommittee in moscow, officially decided every year june 1 for theworld youth's holiday, namely international children's day.
為了悼念利迪策村和全世界所有在法西斯侵略戰爭中死難的兒童，反對帝國主義戰爭販子虐殺和毒害兒童，保障兒童權利，1949年11月國際民主婦女聯合會在莫斯科召開執委會，正式決定每年6月1日為全世界少年兒童的節日，即國際兒童節。
after new china had been established, the central people's governmentstate administrative council made the decision to december 23, 1949,stipulated in june on 1 for the new china's child festival,simultaneously announced abolished old kuomintang party government1,931 implementations on april 4 for the child festival stipulation. at present, the various countries' government generally will payattention to child's future, will protect child's rights andinterests. of united nations in 1990 through "convention on the rightsof children", our country is participates in one of the formulationcountry and signing a treaty countries. is authorizing "convention onthe rights of children" the identical year, our country haspromulgated "people's republic of china minor protection method", thisto maintained youth's rights and interests to play the positive role.
新中國成立後，中央人民政府政務院於1949年12月23日作出決定，規定6月1日為新中國的兒童節，同時宣佈廢除舊中國國民黨政府1931起實行的4月4日為兒童節的規定。目前，各國政府普遍關注兒童的未來，保護兒童的權益。聯合國1990年通過的《兒童權利公約》，我國是參與制定國和簽約國之一。在批准《兒童權利公約》的同一年，我國頒佈了《中華人民共和國未成年人保護法》，這對維護少年兒童的權益起到了積極的作用。